Ticket Mouse – Keeping Busy – 8.30.16
He likes the new Cumulus Cafe. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ticket-mouse-8.30.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Injured – 8.29.16
He's not that upset with the news. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.29.16.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Big Vacation – 8.25.16
Clarence "vacations" all over Doocy and then brings in his [...]
Fake Ryan Lochte – So Called Lies – 8.24.16
He apologizes. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-ryan-lochte-8.24.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Crooked Hillary – 8.23.16
She's very, very crooked, ok? http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-donald-trump-8.23.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Mexican Breakfast Fiestar – 8.22.16
Jerry is celebrating his new practice facility and his new [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Olympics Is Failed – 8.18.16
Ed has a problem with vag owners. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ed-carter-8.18.16.mp3
Chris Chris – Saved Ryan Lochte – 8.17.16
He's been hanging out in Rio scoreboarding everyone. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/chris-chris-8.17.16.mp3
Ribby Paultz – At the Rio Olympics – 8.16.16
He got both kinds of the zika. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ribby-paultz-8.16.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – QB Controversy – 8.15.16
Dak Prescott was a miracle. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.15.16.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Daddy Owns the Cowboys – 8.11.16
He'll get to call some plays this year. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-stephen-jones-8.11.16.mp3
Skinlanin Brothers – Intentional Grounding – 8.9.16
They have a new show on the NFL Network. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/skinlanin-bros-8.9.16.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Harambe Hands – 8.8.16
Marge had a terrible accident involving a wood chipper. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/coach-marge-8.8.16.mp3 [...]
Ribby Paultz – At Cowboys Training Camp – 8.4.16
Ribby interviews Cowboys DE Charles Tapper. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ribby-paultz-8.4.16.mp3
Terry Crowder – Country Reporter – 8.2.16
Gordo has a new character to interview Cowboys DT Maliek [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Period Trail – 8.1.16
Tiger's a bit more graphic than usual. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-tiger-woods-8.1.16.mp3
Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16
He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3
Fake Bill Clinton – DNC Speech – 7.27.16
Bill shares some stuff he left out of his speech [...]
Classic Audio: Fake Big Tex visits with the Musers
In these classic pieces of audio we have our morning [...]
Fake Barron Trump – Luxurious Tweenager – 7.26.16
Donald's son doesn't like George either. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-barron-trump-7.26.16.mp3
Coach Marge – In the Woods – 7.25.16
George has guards on the outskirts of his mansion. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/coach-marge-7.25.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Republican Nominee – 7.22.16
He has accepted the Republican nomination for president. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-donald-trump-7.22.16.mp3
Fake Chan Gailey – Blood Diaper – 7.21.16
Chan wants to be in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. [...]
Ribby Paultz – At the RNC – 7.20.16
Ribby reports from the Republican National Convention. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ribby-paultz-7.20.16.mp3
Fake Melania Trump – Not a Crook – 7.19.16
Melania speaks in her own words. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fake-melania-trump-7.19.16.mp3