Fake Nolan Ryan – Opening Day – 4.5.16
Another season has begun, but Nolan is still pissed at [...]
Ball Bruiser – Won WrestleMania – 4.4.16
The Musers talk to the greatest wrestler you've never heard [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – SI Article – 3.30.16
Tiger responds to the recent Sports Illustrated piece. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fake-tiger-woods-3.30.16.mp3
Fake Fernando – Stand Up Comedian – 3.29.16
The Musers got their hands on some audio of Fernando's [...]
The Easter Bunny – Likes His Job – 3.28.16
The Musers have an exclusive guest. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/easter-bunny-3.28.16.mp3
Fake Bob Knight, Avery Johnson and Billy Tubbs – NCAA Roundtable – 3.25.16
The Musers gain some insight into the NCAA Tournament. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fake-knight-johnson-tubbs-3.25.16.mp3 [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Ron Jaworski’s Birthday – 3.23.16
It's a big day in Philadelphia. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/touchdown-brothers-3.23.16.mp3
Dirty Doug Out – Threw All the Pitches – 3.22.16
The world's oldest living baseball player talks to the Musers [...]
Johanesent Dinkleperry – Toilet Expert – 3.21.16
The Musers learn about some new toilet models including one [...]
Fake Mark McGwire – St. Patrick’s Day – 3.17.16
The Musers' St. Patty's Day tradition. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fake-mark-mcgwire-3.17.16.mp3
Dylan the Argumentative Teen – Kickass Generation – 3.16.16
Dylan proves he is cooler than Doocy and Junior. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dylan-argumentative-teen-3.16.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Billy Tubbs – NCAA Tournament – 3.15.16
The Musers talk to their college basketball expert. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/fake-billy-tubbs-3.15.16.mp3
Ribby Paultz – Bracket Tips – 3.14.16
The Musers call the Ribby Paultz Sports Hotline. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ribby-paultz-3.14.16.mp3
Coach Marge – Duet with Doocy – 3.10.16
Marge wants to do Jub Jam. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/coach-marge-doocy-duet-3.10.16.mp3
Jesse the Usher – War is Hell – 3.9.16
Jesse shares a WWII story. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jesse-the-usher-3.9.16.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Surviving Outdoors – 3.8.16
Mushmouth gives the Musers some tips for handling extreme weather. [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Peyton Manning Retires – 3.7.16
He has secret info on why Peyton is retiring. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/deep-throat-informant-3.7.16.mp3 [...]
Shorty DeFazzio – Ty Cobb Cards – 3.4.16
Shorty got his hands on some rare Ty Cobb cards [...]
John Jimlinsonton – Pot Activist – 3.2.16
He wants all Texas children on pot and has Dan [...]
Generic Youth Minister – Super Tuesday – 3.1.16
The GYM talks church and Trump. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/generic-youth-minister-3.1.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Hates George – 2.26.16
Donald really has it out for George. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-donald-trump-2.26.16.mp3
Fake Jerry & Stephen Jones – NFL Combine – 2.25.16
Jerry is handing some responsibilities to Stephen. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-jerry-stephen-jones-2.25.16.mp3
Ribby Paultz – NFL Combine – 2.24.16
Ribby covers the Combine. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ribby-paultz-2.24.16.mp3
Gas Cap Louie – Chan Gailey Racing – 2.22.16
Louie knows the "Dominate the Foe" guy and Zaza Pachulia. [...]
Officer Foster – Ticketstock Security – 2.19.16
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/officer-foster-2.19.16.mp3