Clarence Murphy – Prostate Busted – 5.24.17
Clarence tells some great golf stories but is suffering from [...]
Always Dreaming – Lost the Preakness – 5.23.17
The Musers check in again with the Derby winner. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/always-dreaming-5.23.17.mp3 [...]
New Character Auditions – 5.17.17
The Musers let some new characters audition for the 840 [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Adult Play – 5.16.17
Dr. Maxwell likes to roll around on the floor. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dr-carleton-maxwell-5.16.17.mp3 [...]
Best of the Ticket Campound 2017
I went back and pulled all of my favorite moments [...]
Chris Chris – Tearing Up Cougar Ass – 5.15.17
He's going to play the Byron. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/chris-chris-5.15.17.mp3
Dirty Doug Out – Rangers Too Soft – 5.9.17
He once took a scimitar to the tibia. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dirty-doug-out-5.9.17.mp3
Always Dreaming – Kentucky Derby Winner – 5.8.17
The Musers talk to a horse. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/always-dreaming-5.8.17.mp3
OMG + Jesse the Usher – 5.4.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Fake Wade Phillips – 5.3.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Fake Jerry Jones – 5.2.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
OMG + Touchdown Brothers – 5.1.17
Now get all your Gordo at once: O-Deck + Muse [...]
Ribby Paultz – NFL Draft 2017 – 4.27.17
A Musers tradition, Ribby offers his mock draft for 2017. [...]
Fake Donald Trump – First 100 Days – 4.26.17
It's been the best 100 days that anyone has ever [...]
Fake Josh Hamilton – Career Over? – 4.24.17
Josh wants a new job. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-josh-hamilton-4.24.17.mp3
Sports Panties – Cannibalistic Reproductive Remark – 4.20.17
The odd character with soft spoken HSOs returns. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sports-panties-4.20.17.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – A Message to the Patriots – 4.19.17
The Musers get Ed Carter's take on this morning's breaking [...]
Chris McKinley – Jub Jam – 4.13.17
He wasn't invited to play so he'll be performing across [...]
Chris Chris – Playing for the Mavs – 4.11.17
Rick Carlisle wants him on the team. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/chris-chris-4.11.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Sergio Wins Masters – 4.10.17
Tiger is feeling sad. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-tiger-woods-4.10.17.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Transitioning – 4.5.17
Dr. Maxwell talks about Tony Romo leaving football for the [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Romo Retires – 4.4.17
The Romo miracle has come to an end. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fake-jerry-jones-4.4.17.mp3
Bunt Kishop – An Original Ranger – 4.3.17
He started at all 9 positions back in 1972. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/bunt-kishop-4.3.17.mp3 [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Knows Romo’s Plans – 3.30.17
Tony only plays football for show. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/deep-throat-informant-3.30.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Sweet Spot in History – 3.29.17
Clarence compares his time to today. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/clarence-murphy-3.29.17.mp3