Fake Donald Trump – Wrong! – 10.20.16
Donald says the Musers are a total disaster. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.20.16.mp3
Hoops Washington – Phi Slama Jama – 10.19.16
He was on the original team in 1932. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/hoops-washington-10.19.16.mp3
Tanaka Sucili – Big 12 Fan – 10.18.16
The Musers talk to the biggest Big 12 fan? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-12-fan-10.18.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Once You Go Dak – 10.17.16
Jerry is celebrating a victory over Green Bay. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.17.16.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Already Won – 10.13.16
Donald loves Texas, but hates George. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-donald-trump-10.13.16.mp3
Fake Spaulding Jones – Caused Romo’s Injury – 10.12.16
The Spauldopotamus is rich as hell. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-spaulding-jones-10.12.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Tony’s Not Ready – 10.10.16
Jerry is finding ways to keep Tony Romo from coming [...]
Coach Marge – 20 Minutes to Live – 10.5.16
Marge is always defying the odds. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/coach-marge-10.5.16.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Access Denied – 10.4.16
George trips up the Garrett Bot. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fake-jason-garrett-10.4.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Got Hit By A Helmet – 10.3.16
Jerry is happy about the win at SF, but he [...]
Big Tex – Trump Supporter – 9.30.16
Big Tex wants the wall. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/big-tex-9.30.16.mp3
Dallas Bryant – Healed Dez’s Leg – 9.29.16
Dallas has monkey magic. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dallas-bryant-9.29.16.mp3
Crazy Prospector – Helping Chip Kelly – 9.28.16
The CP will do anything for the 49er. If only [...]
Fake Donald Trump – Won the Debate – 9.27.16
Donald is satisfied with the first debate and he makes [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Big Home Win – 9.26.16
Jerry is happy to finally win a home game. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.26.16.mp3 [...]
Big Black Cowboys Computer – Feeling Sad – 9.23.16
The BBCC isn't satisfied with its life. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/big-black-cowboys-computer-9.23.16.mp3
Clarence Murphy + Fake Tiger at the DM Open – 9.21.16
Some major celebrities at the Musers' golf tournament. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/clarence-fake-tiger-9.21.16.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Cowboys QB Controversy – 9.20.16
The upheaval has begun. Shocking. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/deep-throat-informant-9.20.16.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Dak to the Future – 9.19.16
The Cowboys beat the Redskins and Jerry is done with [...]
Generic Youth Minister – Jesus, Cowboys or Something? – 9.16.16
The GYM is bringing football to church. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/generic-youth-minister-9.16.16.mp3
The Return of Sky Mirror
The Musers summon Sky Mirror after a three year slumber. [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hates the Rangers – 9.14.16
Nolan doesn't care for baseball anymore and he's having problems [...]
Randy Cody – Building Romo’s House – 9.13.16
He's also fixing the blinds at the new stadium. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/randy-cody-9.13.16.mp3 [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Opener Loss to Giants – 9.12.16
Jerry talks about the tough loss. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-jerry-jones-9.12.16.mp3
Fake Sully Trailer
The Musers perform their own version of "Sully". https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fake-sully-trailer-9.8.16.mp3