Coach Marge – Big Bean Lunch – 8.9.17
Marge explains how George was such a good swimmer. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/coach-marge-8.9.17.mp3 [...]
Snapper John MD – Free Time – 8.8.17
The good doctor has less to do now that Tony [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Hall of Fame Party – 8.7.17
Jerry details how expensive his party was. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.7.17.mp3
Fake Rod Marinelli – Electric Juice Pond – 8.4.17
Jake brings us another great 8:40 bit. You're funny, get [...]
Fake Spaulding Jones – Heir to the Throne – 8.3.17
He tells the fake Musers of his fall from grace. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.2.17
Ribby talks to player man Richard Ash. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ribby-paultz-8.2.17.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.1.17
Mushmouth talks to player man Kavon Frazier. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mushmouth-thomas-8.1.17.mp3
Dr. Vaginisimis – The Second Reich – 7.26.17
The annual visit from the Ticket's strangest character. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dr-vaginisimus-7.26.17.mp3
Shorty DeFazio – Madonna’s Panties – 7.19.17
Shorty's got some hot new memorabilia. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/shorty-defazio-7.19.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Part Owner of Clutch – 7.18.17
Chris Chris was hanging with Zeke that night at Clutch. [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Zeke at Clutch – 7.17.17
The Musers get the whole story. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/deep-throat-informant-7.17.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Worked with Dre – 7.13.17
Turns out Clarence was big in the early days of [...]
Dirty Doug Out – Crap All Star Game – 7.12.17
He's played in 48 straight All Star games, but this [...]
Ribby Paultz – MLB All Star Game – 7.11.17
He's translating for Yu Darvish. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ribby-paultz-7.11.17.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 10 More Years – 6.27.17
Dirk talks some trash about non-German players in the association. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Battling Anxiety – 6.26.17
Dr. Maxwell hypnotizes Junior. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dr-carleton-maxwell-6.26.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Got NBA Drafted – 6.22.17
He also just threw a small party called Hangout. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chris-chris-6.22.17.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Confined to the Chair – 6.20.17
She wants to start a Fox 4 swim team. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/marge-6.20.17.mp3 [...]
Doocy with Ticket Characters Sing Along – 6.19.17
Mike Doocy sings with fake Michael Irvin, fake Avery Johnson, [...]
Coach Marge – Summer Bash Safety Tips – 6.15.17
Marge has some swimming safety tips like no electric wheelchairs [...]
Hoops Washington – NBA is Soft – 6.13.17
In Hoops' day nothing was a foul. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hoops-washington-6.13.17.mp3
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – RIP Adam West – 6.12.17
Can someone remind Lebron that he's not that great? http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ed-carter-6.12.17.mp3 [...]
Ticket Mouse – Fire the Rangers – 6.6.17
He heard Norm fart. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ticket-mouse-6.6.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Astros Winning Streak – 6.5.17
Nolan scoreboards his other nemesis, the punk ass Jon Daniels. [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Arrested – 5.30.17
Tiger explains himself. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/fake-tiger-woods-5.30.17.mp3