Fake Tiger Woods – Toxicology Report – 8.17.17
Tiger reveals all the drugs that didn't make the list. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Forgetfulness – 8.16.17
Dr. Maxwell has some books to help George's memory. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/dr-carleton-maxwell-8.16.17.mp3 [...]
Characters On Parade – 8.15.17
The Musers field HSOs from the Crazy Prospector, Farmer John, [...]
Jesse the Usher – Jerry’s HoF Party – 8.10.17
Jesse was the DJ at Jerry's big party. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/jesse-the-usher-8.10.17.mp3
Coach Marge – Big Bean Lunch – 8.9.17
Marge explains how George was such a good swimmer. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/coach-marge-8.9.17.mp3 [...]
Snapper John MD – Free Time – 8.8.17
The good doctor has less to do now that Tony [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Hall of Fame Party – 8.7.17
Jerry details how expensive his party was. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/fake-jerry-jones-8.7.17.mp3
Fake Rod Marinelli – Electric Juice Pond – 8.4.17
Jake brings us another great 8:40 bit. You're funny, get [...]
Fake Spaulding Jones – Heir to the Throne – 8.3.17
He tells the fake Musers of his fall from grace. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.2.17
Ribby talks to player man Richard Ash. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/ribby-paultz-8.2.17.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Cowboys Training Camp – 8.1.17
Mushmouth talks to player man Kavon Frazier. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/mushmouth-thomas-8.1.17.mp3
Dr. Vaginisimis – The Second Reich – 7.26.17
The annual visit from the Ticket's strangest character. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/dr-vaginisimus-7.26.17.mp3
Shorty DeFazio – Madonna’s Panties – 7.19.17
Shorty's got some hot new memorabilia. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/shorty-defazio-7.19.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Part Owner of Clutch – 7.18.17
Chris Chris was hanging with Zeke that night at Clutch. [...]
Deep Throat Informant – Zeke at Clutch – 7.17.17
The Musers get the whole story. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/deep-throat-informant-7.17.17.mp3
Clarence Murphy – Worked with Dre – 7.13.17
Turns out Clarence was big in the early days of [...]
Dirty Doug Out – Crap All Star Game – 7.12.17
He's played in 48 straight All Star games, but this [...]
Ribby Paultz – MLB All Star Game – 7.11.17
He's translating for Yu Darvish. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ribby-paultz-7.11.17.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – 10 More Years – 6.27.17
Dirk talks some trash about non-German players in the association. [...]
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Battling Anxiety – 6.26.17
Dr. Maxwell hypnotizes Junior. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dr-carleton-maxwell-6.26.17.mp3
Chris Chris – Got NBA Drafted – 6.22.17
He also just threw a small party called Hangout. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chris-chris-6.22.17.mp3 [...]
Coach Marge – Confined to the Chair – 6.20.17
She wants to start a Fox 4 swim team. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/marge-6.20.17.mp3 [...]
Doocy with Ticket Characters Sing Along – 6.19.17
Mike Doocy sings with fake Michael Irvin, fake Avery Johnson, [...]
Coach Marge – Summer Bash Safety Tips – 6.15.17
Marge has some swimming safety tips like no electric wheelchairs [...]
Hoops Washington – NBA is Soft – 6.13.17
In Hoops' day nothing was a foul. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/hoops-washington-6.13.17.mp3