Fake Tiger Woods – PGA Grave – 10.19.17
He may come back in 2032. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-tiger-woods-10.19.17.mp3
Sports Panties – Ball Sack Amputation – 10.18.17
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sports-panties-10.18.17.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of a Bi Week – 10.17.17
It's his favorite week. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dr-carleton-maxwell-10.17.17.mp3
Bevo – Horrible Weekend – 10.16.17
Bevo's not a Tom Herman fan. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bevo-10.16.17.mp3
Fake Michelle Wie – Sacrificed Her Virginity to the Kraken – 10.11.17
The Musers call Michelle on her birthday. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-michelle-wie-10.11.17.mp3
Crazy Prospector – Inseminating a Potted Plant – 10.10.17
The Musers talk to the world's biggest 49er fan ahead [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Coked Up – 10.9.17
Jerry lost to the Packers again. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/fake-jerry-jones-10.9.17.mp3
Chris McKinley – Tom Petty Cover Album – 10.4.17
Chris plays a few tunes off his new album which [...]
Big Tex – Just Wants to Die – 9.29.17
Big Tex is having problems with Miss Tex. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/big-tex-9.29.17.mp3
Fake Michael Irvin – Complete the Triangle – 9.28.17
The Musers close the triangle by having Troy, Emmitt and [...]
Chris Chris – Mentors Mark Cuban – 9.27.17
He also helped Tony get a job. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/chris-chris-9.27.17.mp3
Fake Donald Trump – Every Team Will Lose – 9.25.17
Donald doubles down and fires them all. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fake-donald-trump-9.25.17.mp3
Ticket Mouse – Norm Jokes – 9.22.17
He's been spending way too much time with Norm lately. [...]
Space Aliens Talk with Dr. Futon Slim – 9.21.17
The Musers discuss the possibility of Earth being visited and [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Process of Going 6-10 – 9.20.17
Coach talks about his ongoing processes and explains his utility [...]
Dee Cletus – Oldest Football Player – 9.19.17
Back in his day there was no such thing as [...]
Clarence Murphy – An Old Sports Story – 9.13.17
Doocy once killed a guy for farting in his ravioli. [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Heritage Not Hate – 9.12.17
Ed Carter's not happy about the removal of the Robert [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Marconi Losers – 9.8.17
The TD Bros are not happy about the Ticket's recent [...]
Fake Charles Manson – The Consciousness of Your Mind – 9.7.17
Charles uses his one call for the Musers. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fake-charles-manson-9.7.17.mp3
Fake Rick Steves – Fantasy Football Tips – 9.6.17
Rick impressively combines his knowledge of world travel with football. [...]
Randy Cody – Irving Music Factory – 8.31.17
Randy explains why the venue isn't ready. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/randy-cody-8.31.17.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Hurricane Hero – 8.29.17
Nolan has been trying to help the rescue effort, but [...]
Fake Conor McGregor
Conor wants to kick everyone's ass and talks like Skip [...]
Sky Mirror – Solar Eclipse Powers – 8.21.17
Sky Mirror has some tips for viewing the eclipse. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/sky-mirror-8.21.17.mp3 [...]