Jesse the Usher – Flashbacks at the Grammy Awards – 2.11.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/jesse-the-usher-2.11.19.mp3
Fake Mark Cuban – Wants Ass and Itch – 2.7.19
Mark cracks himself up. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/fake-mark-cuban-2.7.19.mp3
Coach Marge – Had Sex with George? – 2.6.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/coach-marge-2.6.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Loves the Ticket – 1.24.19
Jerry congratulates The Ticket on their 25th birthday. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.24.19.mp3 [...]
Ticket Mouse – Pubes That Don’t Quit – 1.23.19
He's going to Ticketstock. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ticket-mouse-1.23.19.mp3
Fake Skip Bayless – Started the Ticket – 1.22.19
Chris Chris volume 2. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fake-skip-bayless-1.22.19.mp3
Chris Chris – Started The Ticket – 1.21.19
He gave Mike the idea. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/chris-chris-1.21.19.mp3
Junior’s Squirrel Saga
Junior's squirrel problem (1/16/19) + Squirrel update (1/17/19) + [...]
Randy Cody – Construction During the Musers – 1.16.19
He's installing a sex swing for Norm. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/randy-cody-1.16.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Season Over – 1.14.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.14.19.mp3
Deep Throat Informant – Jerry’s Yacht – 1.10.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/deep-throat-informant-1.10.19.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Going to the Big Sleazy – 1.8.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/touchdown-brothers-1.8.19.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell with Koko – New Year’s Resolutions – 1.4.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/dr-carleton-maxwell-1.4.19.mp3
Bevo – Won the Sugar Bowl – 1.2.19
He's got blue balls and is tired of all [...]
Ticket Movie Trailers Part 2
It's been a few years, but Jake and Sirois [...]
Santa Claus – Ready for a Change – 12.7.18
This will be Santa's last Christmas, again. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/santa-claus-12.7.18.mp3
Mushmouth Thomas – Christmas Gifts – 12.6.18
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/mushmouth-12.6.18.mp3
Killer’s Christmas Essay – 12.3.18
Another touching speech by Killer.
Chris McKinley – Wiener Wonderland – 11.29.18
https://twitter.com/gordonkeith/status/1068155687312793601
Shorty DeFazio – Romo’s SB Ring – 11.28.18
Some more unusual items from Shorty.
Fake Jerry Jones – Wild Thanksgiving – 11.26.18
A fight broke out at the Jones mansion.