Chris Chris – Long Hours Having Sex – 4.23.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/chris-chris-4.23.19.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Won the Masters – 4.15.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/fake-tiger-woods-4.15.19.mp3
Coach Marge – Now Has Sepsis – 4.12.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/coach-marge-4.12.19.mp3
Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Officially Retired – 4.11.19
Now he just wants the French to surrender to [...]
Jesse the Usher – Dirk’s Last Home Game – 4.10.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/jesse-the-usher-4.10.19.mp3
Ticket Mouse – Hung Like Junior Miller – 4.4.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ticket-mouse-4.4.19.mp3
Sylvester Pythagorean – Ticket Gambling App – 4.3.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sylvester-pythagorean-4.3.19.mp3
Fake Nolan Ryan – Playing Pranks – 4.1.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/fake-nolan-ryan-4.1.19.mp3
Fake Jason Garrett – Hopes Jerry’s Yacht Sinks – 3.28.19
Coach is celebrating his 53rd birthday. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fake-jason-garrett-3.28.19.mp3
Dr. Carleton Maxwell – Psychology of Dangerous Dogs – 3.27.19
Jub's crotch smells like an unplugged fridge. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/dr-carleton-maxwell-3.27.19.mp3
Beartrap of the Week – 3.21.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/beartrap-of-the-week-3.21.19.mp3
Fake Wilt Chamberlain – Passed by Dirk – 3.19.19
The Musers channel lower heaven. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fake-wilt-chamberlain-3.19.19.mp3
Rick Skinlanin – Social Media Influencer – 3.15.19
https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-MChD4JY1MD6zf55m2Oou.mp3
Fake Stephen Jones – Allowed to Drive Alone – 3.13.19
With an update on the Jerry hostage crisis. https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-8LpxwX315U8pG7diVbH2.mp3 [...]
Killer’s St. Patrick’s Day Essay – 3.12.19
Once upon a time St. Patrick's was a big [...]
Thug Life – Dak’s Dog on Trial – 3.8.19
He's putting the whole system on trial. https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-vkpT72oW6iD0P0vT9r25.mp3
Beartrap of the Week – 3.7.19
Gordo brings back a highly requested segment. https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-pGeQZm0GF5AfLoNvEVMA.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Hostage Situation – 3.4.19
Jerry's on the run. https://dash.usave.it/media/rec-Ef4f1s0gi21l86tTiNX1.mp3
Fake Norm and Mary Travel Show – 2.28.19
This could be its own f-around show. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fake-norm-mary-2.28.19.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – The Bob Kraft Special – 2.26.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/fake-jerry-jones-2.26.19.mp3
Ticket Daredevil – Chum Dispenser on His Peen – 2.20.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/ticket-daredevil-2.20.19.mp3
George Calls Myrtle for Customer Service – 2.19.19
Jub can't use his credit card without a phone [...]
Dead Mountain Lion – In Lower Heaven with Koko – 2.15.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/koko-2.15.19.mp3
Larry Caray – Brother of Harry Caray – 2.14.19
Fun with reverb. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/larry-caray-2.14.19.mp3
King – Westminster Best in Show – 2.13.19
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/king-dog-2.13.19.mp3