Simon Sirois – 3.25.21
Mike's dog has a bone to pick with him. [...]
Dr. Carlton Maxwell – Bullied as a Teacher – 3.18.21
He really...really wants Craig in his class
Gus The Bunker Turtle – 3.16.21
Gus is one shelluva comedian.
Norman In Sachse – 3.15.21
Norman fires off HSO's and hits the Musers with [...]
Musers Bunker Attic Dweller – 3.12.21
Steve...the creepy guy living steathily this entire time in [...]
Wheeler Deeler – Musers’ Real Estate Agent – 3.10.21
In addition to a few fixer-uppers for sale, he [...]
Fake Jerry – Dak Deal Done – 3.9.21
The new triplets: Jerry gets all 3 COVID vaccines [...]
Skinlanin Brothers – Royal Controversy – 3.9.21
Tempers flare over the Oprah "Harry and Meghan" controversy [...]
Dillon The Argumentative Teen – 3.2.21
Looking for a Six-Fig Paid Internship
Fake Tiger – Survived Car Accident – 3.1.21
Not only was he not to blame for his [...]
Fake Woody Allen and Fake Dick Vitale – 2.26.21
What is happening?
Fake Jerry – Cuban’s Forcefield – 2.24.21
Mark Cuban can do no wrong, Jerry can do [...]
Ted Cruz PR Rep – 2.22.21
We were all wrong about Ted's trip.
Medieval Bully – Staying Warm During Snowmageddon – 2.19.21
All he needs to keep warm during the blackout [...]
Fake Jerry – Profiting During Snowmageddon – 2.18.21
Fake Jerry is very fortunate during these unfortunate times. [...]
Customer Service Myrtle and Eric Cot – 2.16.21
Craig calls ERCOT customer service and finally gets through [...]
Mushmouth – Returning to Mavs Games – 2.12.21
After the Antom controversy, Mushmouth is returning to Mavs [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – No National Anthem – 2.10.21
Regardless of where you fall on the anthem debate, [...]
Musers A.I. Computer – 2.9.21
Super Trained Artificial Intelligence Network
Guy Sports – Live From Super Bowl LV – 2.3.21
Guy Sports is the only broadcaster with the courage [...]
Skinlanin Brothers – Super Bowl Cooking Show – 2.2.21
Skinlanins are being forced into a new show after their [...]
Musers – Coach Marge – 1.27.21
Jub was the pre-helicopter crash Kobe of the swimming [...]