Fake Randy Newman – Work in Progress 3.21.2025
Randy Newman is back to sing Ticket songs.
E-Brake – Work in Progress 3.21.2025
Clayton Kershaw goes to high school
Fake Elon Musk – Work in Progress 3.19.2025
Elon talks efficiencies
Greg Rosengarden – Work in Progress 3.18.2025
Greg talks about the Players Championship.
Fake Mark McGwire, Jerry Jones & Luka – The Musers 3.7.2025
To celebrate St. Paddy's, the Musers talk to Mark McGwire, [...]
Elmer Wayne – The Musers 3.6.2025
He needs to borrow Jub's sack.
Ticket Mouse – The Musers 3.5.2025
The Ticket Mouse talks about Dallas scientists making woolly meeses. [...]
Fake Jerry – The Musers 3.4.2025
Jerry Jones talks about Jimmy Johnson retiring.
Jesse the Usher – The Musers 3.3.2025
Jesse ushers the hell out of the Oscars.
Gordo Goes Wireless – The Musers 2.28.2025
At Fannin Tree Farm.
Dr. Carlton Maxwell – The Musers 2.27.2025
The toosh poosh.
Fake Nico Harrison – The Musers 2.26.2025
Nico Harrison talks about how much he sucks and why [...]
Chris Chris – The Musers 2.25.2025
Chris Chris on Luka.
Fake Luka – The Musers 2.24.2025
Luka talks about leaving the Mavericks.
Fake Jerry Jones – The Musers 2.21.2025
Jerry talks about the retirement of Zack Martin.
Fake Nolan Ryan – The Musers 2.20.2025
Nolan talks snow monkeys again.
Shorty DeFazio – The Musers 2.19.2025
Shorty shows up to protest against Heritage Auctions.
Gordo Goes Wireless – The Musers 2.18.2025
Gordo talks to a guy who gives some fun stories [...]
Fake Presidents – The Musers 2.17.2025
JFK and Thomas Jefferson talk to The Musers for Presidents [...]
Gordo Valentines Day Cards – The Musers 2.14.2025
Jub makes Gordo resurrect his old bit of Valentine's Day [...]
Monty the Giant Schnauzer – The Musers 2.13.2025
The latest Westminster dog winner talks to the Musers. [...]
Jesse the Usher – The Musers 2.12.2025
Jesse talks about ushering the hell out of the Mavs [...]
Fake Joe Cocker & Cindy Lauper – The Musers 2.12.2025
Joe Cocker and Cindy Lauper make an appearance during Muse [...]
Fake Jason Kidd – The Musers 2.11.2025
Fire Nico Harrison.
Touchdown Bros – The Musers 2.10.2025
Philly wins Super Bowl LIX.