All Shows
Fake Jerry Jones – Angry With Dez Bryant
Jerry is not too happy about the current state of [...]
Chris McKinley – 7.13.15
He was the premiere cover artist at Live Aid 30 [...]
Hints From Heloise – 7.10.15
The fake Hardline takes a victory lap. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hints-from-heloise-7.10.15.mp3
“F You” DeAndre Jordan
Donovan and Jake sing a song for DeAndre. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/f-you-deandre-jordan-7.10.15.mp3
Gator Chris
The Musers talk to an alligator expert on the hunt. [...]
E-Brake – 7.10.15
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Fahy ruins NHL Draft [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Looking For DeAndre Jordan
The Musers found some secret audio of Mark Cuban and [...]
Redefining The Sexual Bases
The fake Hardline/Orphanage updates the sexual bases for 2015. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/redefining-sexual-bases-7.8.15.mp3 [...]
The Musers
Scattershooting – 2.8.13
Junior returns in time for some Scattershooting. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scattershooting-2.8.13.mp3
Musers Talk to Mike Tyson
The Musers had a pretty good little interview with the [...]
Random Character Generator – 2.7.13
On Thursday George and Gordon rolled out the Random Character [...]
Gordo’s Screaming Goat Corner
George and Gordon do their screaming goat impressions. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gordos-corner-2.6.13.mp3
Generic Youth Minister – 2.5.13
The Generic Youth Minister just happened to be in New [...]
Horseman Baby
Gordon talks about a guy who got arrested for appreciating [...]