All Shows
Chris McKinley – 7.13.15
He was the premiere cover artist at Live Aid 30 [...]
Hints From Heloise – 7.10.15
The fake Hardline takes a victory lap. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hints-from-heloise-7.10.15.mp3
“F You” DeAndre Jordan
Donovan and Jake sing a song for DeAndre. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/f-you-deandre-jordan-7.10.15.mp3
Gator Chris
The Musers talk to an alligator expert on the hunt. [...]
E-Brake – 7.10.15
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Fahy ruins NHL Draft [...]
Fake Mark Cuban – Looking For DeAndre Jordan
The Musers found some secret audio of Mark Cuban and [...]
Redefining The Sexual Bases
The fake Hardline/Orphanage updates the sexual bases for 2015. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/redefining-sexual-bases-7.8.15.mp3 [...]
Ed Carter Sports Hotline – Confederate Flag HSO
This isn't the Ed Carter I know. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ed-carter-7.8.15.mp3
Hints From Heloise – 7.7.15
Some hints resurrected from the Orphanage tomb. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hints-from-heloise-7.7.15.mp3
The Musers
Scattershooting – 2.15.13
Friday Morning Scattershooting http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scattershooting-2.15.13.mp3
Gordo’s Valentine’s Day Cards 2013
Gordon's annual tradition of having female coworkers read his signature [...]
Biggest Show – 2.12.13
The Musers version of WTDS, with appearances by screaming goat, [...]
Fake Pope Benedict
The Musers talk to the Pope about his retirement plans. [...]
E-Brake – 2.8.13
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gordo bear trap Mike's [...]
Scattershooting – 2.8.13
Junior returns in time for some Scattershooting. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scattershooting-2.8.13.mp3