All Shows
Crazy Ass Shit Black People Say – 8.3.16
This was supposed to be about how Donovan doesn't like [...]
George’s Mysterious Lover – 8.3.16
Gordo found yet another way to mess with George. She's [...]
Corby Wireless – Sheep Lady – 8.2.16
At Cowboys training camp Corby asks some broad a bunch [...]
Terry Crowder – Country Reporter – 8.2.16
Gordo has a new character to interview Cowboys DT Maliek [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Period Trail – 8.1.16
Tiger's a bit more graphic than usual. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fake-tiger-woods-8.1.16.mp3
Classic Audio: Fake Dan Bennett calls the real Dale Hansen
This classic piece of audio dates back to a time [...]
Hints from Heloise – 7.30.16
How to keep tp away from your cat. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/hints-from-heloise-7.30.16.mp3
E-Brake – 7.29.16
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Corby shocked Norm calls [...]
Augustus Sauvignon – Famous Fight Promoter – 7.28.16
He has many unusual ideas for Fight Night. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/augustus-sauvignon-7.28.16.mp3
The Musers
Biggest Show – 4.14.15
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/biggest-show-4.14.15.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – 4.13.15
Tiger talks about this year's Masters. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fake-tiger-4.13.15.mp3
The Fake John Kerry 11-4-04
The Musers speak to Senator John Kerry after [...]
Musers vs Sam at UTA
Musers start their week of campus tours from the UTA [...]