All Shows
Muse in the News – Diaper-Wearing Remote Controlled Dog Cage Dungeon Kindergarten Teacher – 8.17.11 & 8.23.11
Behold, the most wheels-off story Gordon has ever presented to [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Suicidal Commute – 1.9.13
Some guy desparately wants to just snake the belt and [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Wheels-Off Executions – 7.1.13
The Musers discuss executions, death row, last words and last [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Count the Red Flags: Interfering with Railroad Tracks – 1.16.13
The Musers discuss a wheels-off story + a new livespot [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Dale Hansen Admits He’s a Dirty Lib – 2.14.14
Dale calls in during the Corner and discusses his experience [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Retirement Talk With Gloria Campos – 3.5.14
The Musers talk to the legendary WFAA anchor about her [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Parting With Stuff Talk – 1.16.18
Here's audio of yesterday's Corner brought to you by request [...]
Fake Michael Irvin – School Closings – 1.16.18
He's back again to close a bunch of stuff. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-michael-irvin-1.16.18.mp3 [...]
Killer’s MLK Essay – 1.15.18
The Musers continue their holiday tradition of making Killer try [...]
E-Brake – 1.12.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Ty tall task Sean [...]
The Musers
Randy Cody – New Rangers Stadium – 5.24.16
Randy is in charge of building the new stadium. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/randy-cody-5.24.16.mp3 [...]
Exaggerator – Preakness Winner – 5.23.16
The Musers talk to the exaggerating horse with a funny [...]
E-Brake – 5.20.16
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Dick Enberg plump pussy [...]
Fake Tiger Woods – Hates Golf – 5.19.16
Tiger hates golf and he's really tired of Jordan Spieth. [...]
Coach Marge – Homeless – 5.18.16
Marge wants to live in one of George's 17 bedrooms. [...]