All Shows
Wheels Off Podcast with Gordo
Gordo talks to his pal Rhett about how he [...]
White Elephant Day 2019
Complete audio below. Here's a two part "best of" [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Sal’s Wedding Canceled – 12.3.19
Everyone is sads and mads after the Eagles lost [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Took a Save Shot – 12.2.19
Jerry is recovering from the Thanksgiving halftime show. [...]
Computer’s Cowboys Postgame Call – 11.29.19
The Cowboys lost to the Bills on Thanksgiving and [...]
TODAY IN OUT-OF-CONTEXT GORDO: VOLUME VI – 12.02.19
The latest round of evidence submitted in the eventual [...]
Best of White Elephant Day 2018
I revisited WED 2018 (audio links now updated) and [...]
Mino and Monty Review Kidz Bop 40
The WiP boys break down the latest album. [...]
E-Brake – 11.29.19
Norm vs Sirois Gordo "chicken cum pow" Jub chopter [...]
The Musers
Gordo’s Corner – Hit & Run Diarrhea – 2.11.14
I'm sorry. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-2.11.14-Hit-Run-Diarrhea.mp3
O-Deck and Gordo’s Corner – Fun With Musical Instruments – 5.28.14
Enjoy https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Very-Musical-O-Deck-Corner-5.28.14.mp3
The #MusersMallWalk Saga
Last week, the Musers took part in what may be [...]
Fake Mack Brown – Hates Alabama – 1.9.18
Mack talks about Sally, Sully and making Texas great again. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Golden Globes – 1.8.18
Ribby reporting live from Hollywood. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ribby-paultz-1.8.18.mp3
E-Brake – 1.5.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: News bitch Jer having [...]
The Hardline
Community QuickHits – 03.25.11
From Community Quick Hits on Friday, Corby relives his wakeup [...]
Why today doesn’t suck 2-20-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/whytodaydoesntsuck02_20_04.mp3
The Ticket’s Epic Twitter Battle
The Musers discussed the 5th anniversary of the [...]
Deep Night Ticket – Day 1, Part 3
Great-Great UnTicket Strong-Have VSBB posted parts 1 and 2 of [...]
Mix & Mingle w/Big Dick/2 Minute Drill 2-19-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mixandmingle2minutedrill02_19_04.mp3
The Hardline Covers Kim Kardashian’s New Song
Hardline listeners know that for some inexplicable reason, Mike tends [...]