All Shows
Ticketstock 2020 Promo Song
May be the worst one yet.
Free Range Junes – Honeymoon in Paris – 1.15.20
Junior gets food poisoning at a fancy pants restaurant [...]
Fake Nolan Ryan – Happy with the Astros Scandal – 1.14.20
They fired his kid Tarzan Ryan.
Fake Jerry and Jimmy – Square of Honorable Mention – 1.13.20
Jimmy Johnson made the HoF and Jerry also has [...]
Hints From Heloise – 1.10.20
You can use an empty tissue box as a [...]
Gordo Wireless – Safari Lady – 1.10.20
Gordo goes wireless at the safari thing they do [...]
E-Brake – 1.10.20
Sirois "cheddar" Sturm/Ferrall confusion Mike retires (win #90) [...]
Fake Stephen Jones – Human Laugh Track – 1.9.20
He's the stand in while we wait for a [...]
The Musers
Dallas Bryant – Back with Dez – 1.25.18
Dallas is now Dez's receivers coach. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/dallas-bryant-1.25.18.mp3
Fake Skip Bayless – Started The Ticket – 1.24.18
The Musers talk to Skip on the Ticket's 24th birthday. [...]
The Ticket’s 24th Birthday Talk – 1.24.18
I gathered up the segments from each show discussing Ticket [...]
Jesse the Usher – Chestal Butt Crack – 1.23.18
Jesse still loves the up tops. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/jesse-the-usher-1.23.18.mp3
Touchdown Brothers – Eagles in the Super Bowl – 1.22.18
The TD Bros just saw the greatest game ever. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/touchdown-brothers-1.22.18.mp3 [...]
Musers Bitcoin Talk – 1.11.18
Junes talks about his new fascination. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/bitcoin-talk-1.11.18.mp3
The Hardline
The Old Gay Wolf
here's that avatard you were looking for Rhynes
Babyarm talk/2 minute drill 2-20-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/babyarmtalk2minutedrill02_20_04.mp3 The Hardliners have a little bit of babyarm [...]
Concert Calendar 2-20-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/concertcalendar02_20_04.mp3 John Michael Montgomery>Jack Ingram>Long Shot>Petty Theft>Tokoyo Sex Destruction>Kenny [...]
The Hardline – Boobs for Tickets Contest
“If ya got big boobs, lemme hear from [...]
Ticketstock Talk/Greggo wants to kiss Brad Pitt 2-20-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/timewasterstalkgreggoadmits02_20_04.mp3 The Hardliners talk about Ticketstock, Greggo admits that [...]
The 2004 Hardie Awards (Part 6) 2-20-04
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thehardiespartsix02_20_04.mp3 working class hero: kevin scott biggest man crush: [...]