All Shows
Am I the Jerk – The Invasion 4.16.2026
wine fridge, express lanes, losing to kids
Fake Bruce Bochy – The Musers 4.16.2026
Bruce Bochy celebrates his birthday
You’re an Ass If – The Musers 4.16.2026
Xmas lights and passing
Observation Deck – The Musers 4.16.2026
Sitting in your car
Snake Pit – The Hardline 4.15.2026
Snake and DJ see Goose
Dave Laughs – The Hardline 4.15.2026
The origin of some goofy Dave laughs
Rent Free – The Sweet Spot 4.15.2026
hot dog, bobcat, Japanese Corby
Birdhouse – The Invasion 4.15.2026
selling the cowboys, watching sports, masters
Schwag Barker – The Musers 4.15.2026
Schwag Barker talks about the country prize closet
The Musers
Fake Political Ads – The Musers 3.3.2026
Colt and Jesse are back with more political ads [...]
Neil Sedaka Talk – The Musers 3.3.2026
Neil Sedaka death talk
Fake Sports Talk – The Musers 3.3.2026
Craig talks about his fake sports play
Observation Deck – The Musers 3.3.2026
But he's gay....excuse me he's blind
Fake Jerry Jones – The Musers 3.2.2026
Jerry drove bus
Observation Deck – The Musers 3.2.2026
Pizza, war, and AI quicksand
The Hardline
The Rant Revival 104 – The Hardline 1.8.2026
The death of MTV
Trifecta – The Hardline 1.8.2026
Rob Reiner
Wells Stabler-Lane’s Menagerie Birthday – The Hardline 12.17.2025
Dave talks about Wells' animal birthday
Ham’s Dave Songs – The Hardline 12.17.2025
Ham writes songs about Dave shitting himself again
Bob’s Book Club – The Hardline 12.16.2025
Bob reviews more books
Bob Sturm & the Dildo King – The Hardline 12.15.2025
Bob Sturm and Corby Davidson golf in Lajitas with the [...]
Bad Radio
The Hang Zone Wants Rimjobs
Congrats to Blake and DJ.
Capital Rioter Jenna Ryan on The Hang Zone – 2.22.2022
On The Hang Zone's 222nd show on 2.22.22 during the [...]
Super Bowl LVI Day 3: Jake’s Soul-Destroying TMZ Bus Tour – 2.9.2022
Jake forced everyone from the Ticket to go on his [...]
Hardline, Hang Zone and Gordon Keith Super Bowl LVI Day 1 Roundtable – 2.7.2022
On day 1 of Super Bowl LVI coverage, the Hang [...]
Best of the Ticket 2021: Do You Wanna Get Wet?
You'll laugh, you'll cry, it's the very best of [...]
Game 6: 10 Years Later (Full Shows from 10.28.2011)
Drop a claw and remember the golden age of [...]