All Shows
Boy Music – The Invasion 6.19.2025
Travis looks at the controversy around Michael Jackson's song "They [...]
Am I the Jerk – The Invasion 6.19.2025
Train track traffic, auctions
World’s Best Farter – The Musers 6.19.2025
A guy wears a "World's Best Farter" shirt to court [...]
Generic Youth Minister – The Musers 6.19.2025
GYM talks Summer Chill
Jub Jam 2025 Postgame – The Musers 6.19.2025
Jub talks about Jub Jam 2025
You’re an Ass If – The Musers 6.19.2025
kids parties, lane cutting
Observation Deck – The Musers 6.19.2025
Headphones and new anuses
Snake Pit – The Hardline 6.18.2025
3 Dog Bob rises up again
Trifecta – The Hardline 6.18.2025
Sly Stone
Work Pranks – The Hardline 6.18.2025
Prank talk
The Musers
Michael Irvin School Closings – The Musers 1.9.2025
Mike is back to close schools...with music.
More Junior Xmas Stories – The Musers 1.9.2025
More stories from Junior's Xmas.
Fake Jason Kidd – The Musers 1.8.2025
Best Jason Kidd interview ever.
Fake Mike McCarthy – The Musers 1.7.2025
Mike McCarthy talks about the end of the 2024 season. [...]
Junior Xmas Stories – The Musers 1.7.2025
Junior talks about his Xmas trip to New Mexico. [...]
Fake Jerry – The Musers 1.6.2025
Jerry Jones talks about farting and falling down again in [...]
The Hardline
Erving Kares Makes Love to Cowboys Camp 2022 – The Hardline 8.2.2022
Erving Kares makes a reappearance at Cowboys Training Camp 2022 [...]
Davey’s First Commercial – “Dong Elong” – The Hardline 7.28.2022
During Grapefest, Davey debuts his first paid spot: "Done Elong" [...]
Bob’s Epically Long Question E-Brake – The Hardline 7.22.2022
The Hardline 5.0 reviews Bob's win in the E-Brake and [...]
Erving Kares vs Irving Cares – The Hardline 7.1.2022
Davey resurrects old Rant audio of the spontaneous character Erving [...]
Adult Summer Camp Talk – The Hardline 7.1.22
During Adult Summer Camp Talk, Davey that he got in [...]
The Ticket on the 2022 College World Series – The Hardline 6.24.2022
In a rare Hardline bit, Cooby puts together what the [...]
Bad Radio
Best of the Ticket 2015: It’s True. All of It.
Are you experiencing your own Ticket "dark years"? Want to [...]
Bad Radio Christmas Songs 2015
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