Fake Mack Brown – Hates Alabama – 1.9.18
Mack talks about Sally, Sully and making Texas great again. [...]
Ribby Paultz – Golden Globes – 1.8.18
Ribby reporting live from Hollywood. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ribby-paultz-1.8.18.mp3
E-Brake – 1.5.18
The Emergency Brake of the Week: News bitch Jer having [...]
Junior Doesn’t Like the Way the Warriors Play – 1.4.18
Junior has some hot sports opinions after a close Dallas/GS [...]
Coach Marge – Mall Walk – 1.3.18
She'll be George's pace car. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/coach-marge-1.3.18.mp3
Fake Jerry Jones – Season Over – 1.2.18
He watched some balls drop on New Year's Eve. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fake-jerry-jones-1.2.18.mp3 [...]
Gordo Interviews C-3PO Anthony Daniels – 6.3.16
All the Staar Waars talk reminds me of this great [...]
The Ticket Year in Brags – 12.13.17
Jake has updated bragging montages for Corby, Bob and himself. [...]
Santa Claus – Pissing Blood – 12.12.17
Things still haven't gotten any better for Santa. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-claus-12.12.17.mp3
Fake Baker Mayfield – Munch on the Haters – 12.11.17
Baker is proving us all wrong. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-baker-mayfield-12.11.17.mp3
E-Brake – 12.8.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm's phone Bob noise [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – A Funny Christmas Story – 12.5.17
Mushmouth brought gifts and sings a carol. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mushmouth-12.5.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Return to Golf – 12.4.17
Tiger's had it with all the fake news about him. [...]
E-Brake – 12.1.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Carlisle shoots shit TC [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Not Prepared – 11.30.17
Coach explains the things that are taking his attention away [...]
Fake Rick Steves – Baroque Fantasy Picks – 11.29.17
Rick has all you need to know about Christmas in [...]
Fake Prince Harry – Collywobbles – 11.28.17
Harry can't wait to slap and tickle his American bride. [...]
Junior Miller Reports The Rangers Signing Doug Fister
Wait for it... http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/junior-fister-11.27.17.mp3
Killer’s Thanksgiving Essay – 11.23.17
Killer has something he'd like to read to us for [...]
The Woman That Married a Train Station – 11.22.17
This time Junior Miller tells George about the latest wheels [...]
Shorty DeFazio – Troy Aikman Items – 11.21.17
Shorty has some shady memorabilia including a Tony Romo Super [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Suing to be in the Super Bowl – 11.20.17
Jerry has a new lawsuit against the NFL. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.20.17.mp3
Gordo Talks Death of Charles Manson – 11.20.17
Gordo says goodbye to his leader. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muse-manson-death-11.20.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.17.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gary Patterson shitty Gordo [...]
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]