The Ticket Year in Brags – 12.13.17
Jake has updated bragging montages for Corby, Bob and himself. [...]
Santa Claus – Pissing Blood – 12.12.17
Things still haven't gotten any better for Santa. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/santa-claus-12.12.17.mp3
Fake Baker Mayfield – Munch on the Haters – 12.11.17
Baker is proving us all wrong. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/fake-baker-mayfield-12.11.17.mp3
E-Brake – 12.8.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm's phone Bob noise [...]
Mushmouth Thomas – A Funny Christmas Story – 12.5.17
Mushmouth brought gifts and sings a carol. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/mushmouth-12.5.17.mp3
Fake Tiger Woods – Return to Golf – 12.4.17
Tiger's had it with all the fake news about him. [...]
E-Brake – 12.1.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Carlisle shoots shit TC [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – Not Prepared – 11.30.17
Coach explains the things that are taking his attention away [...]
Fake Rick Steves – Baroque Fantasy Picks – 11.29.17
Rick has all you need to know about Christmas in [...]
Fake Prince Harry – Collywobbles – 11.28.17
Harry can't wait to slap and tickle his American bride. [...]
Junior Miller Reports The Rangers Signing Doug Fister
Wait for it... http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/junior-fister-11.27.17.mp3
Killer’s Thanksgiving Essay – 11.23.17
Killer has something he'd like to read to us for [...]
The Woman That Married a Train Station – 11.22.17
This time Junior Miller tells George about the latest wheels [...]
Shorty DeFazio – Troy Aikman Items – 11.21.17
Shorty has some shady memorabilia including a Tony Romo Super [...]
Fake Jerry Jones – Suing to be in the Super Bowl – 11.20.17
Jerry has a new lawsuit against the NFL. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jerry-jones-11.20.17.mp3
Gordo Talks Death of Charles Manson – 11.20.17
Gordo says goodbye to his leader. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/muse-manson-death-11.20.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.17.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Gary Patterson shitty Gordo [...]
Fake Charles Manson with Fake Bill Clinton – 11.17.17
This odd pairing turned out to be the final appearance [...]
Erin Andrews on The Musers – 11.16.17
Erin scolds George for hating everything and Gordo has an [...]
Touchdown Brothers – Cowgirl Week – 11.16.17
Sal got his foist job. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/touchdown-brothers-11.16.17.mp3
O-Deck – The Man Girl – 11.14.17
Gordo tells George about the man who abandoned his family [...]
Junior Talks to the World’s Oldest Baseball Players – 11.15.17
Junior interviews two elderly men full of stories. Only one [...]
Fake Jason Garrett – We Play For 60 Minutes – 11.14.17
Garrett Bot has some more catchphrases. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/fake-jason-garrett-11.14.17.mp3
Big Black Cowboys Computer – 11.10.17
The BBCC stops by to tell some jokes. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bbcc-11.10.17.mp3
E-Brake – 11.10.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Norm joke Mino drop [...]