On a sports hangover day, Musers were able to get the fake coaches on to talk with the Musers.

Jerry says he has a .357 barrel in his mouth.

Wade comes on and is somber too, but keeps wondering off into happiness.

Then the pronunciation of “Favre” really threw Wade off.

They both end the segment, and year, in song…

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After a regular season finale against the hated Eagles, where the Cowboys mopped the floor with that Eagle arse in a shutout, the Musers talked to the fake coaches.

Jerry was pretty excited about the whole win and explained how the video screen turned off during the game…apparently it was due to Jerry Jr. having a rats nest of cables from his video game console.

Wade was pretty excited too, telling Jerry he is ready to sign that extension when he’s ready. Then he goes into a story about crapping himself on an elevator with some Cowboy fans.

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A new name for Jerry & Wade … JADE. Like the tabloids do with other couples. “Team Jade”

Jerry says he’s still drunk from the game the other night.

He even offers Wade an extension on his contract through one more week.

Wade thinks they won the super bowl, but then goes into the great food at the super dome.

Then there was some confusion on where the Redskins played.

Wonder if team Jade would sing a xmas carol for us?

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Another loss, another week with the fake coaches.

Jerry is disappointed but looks forward to a new head coach.

Wade comes on and puts his positive spin on everything.

Then Wade goes into how his eyes hurt after wearing the 3D glasses.

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Fake Jerry enjoys his stagium.

Says there’s not many TD’s happening in the stagium.

Fake Wade is happy for the win and that Jerry kept the roof closed.

He asks how the “wonder boy” is doing on the offensive side of the ball. Talks high of his defense.

We might have thought Wade had emotion at the end of first half, but come to find out, he was mad about food.

Then Jerry takes a shot at 105.3 the Fan, saying the numbers are horrible.

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Musers talked to the fake coaches after the bye week.

Surprisingly, fake Wade watched some movies, in particular, Finding Nemo.

He wanted to know if they ever found him or not.

Then fake Wade had some ‘confugion’ on where Washington Redskins were from.

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Fake Jerry starts off by saying the game was as embarrassing as the time he sharted in his pants.

Then Wade comes on and is really confused thinking we played the Dallas Texans and where they played in Dallas.

Jerry tells Wade how he’s embarrassing with his goofy celebrations and getting tangled in the headset.

Then the subject of U2 show comes up and Wade wants to go to the show.

Then Wade & Jerry break off into a U2 song, “Where the Streets Have No Name”.

Jerry then tells the story about trying to get rid of Wade but Wade winds up back to the surprise of Jerry.

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After a big win at the Death Star Stagium, the fake coaches pop on with the D&M show.

Jerry starts off pretty excited saying Jimmy Johnson was overrated.

Then he introduces “Mr. Fix It” on to the call. Wade told his Defense to “Gets Going”.

Wade also tells a story how he got Bobby Carpenter to get the crowd going with some clapping.

Then Wade tells Jerry about his ‘bathroom air’ and confesses about the FBI being after him for an odd reason.

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Cowboys lose to Giants, 33-31 at the first home game at the Death Star.

Fake Jerry talks about how special the stagium is and wasn’t aware of the score.

Fake Wade was clearly upset, he had eaten something bad from the concession line.

Then Jerry goes off on Wade when he thinks he’s off air.

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      Jerry & Wade Midgias

Fake Jerry & Wade were on to discuss the pre-season loss to the 49ers.

Jerry said according to quickbooks, he’s paid for the stagium after two pre-season games.

Then Wade jumped on all excited about getting on to the dumb penalty, even though he wasn’t sure what happened.

An interview with Wade wouldn’t be right without talk about food’n fishin. He did a lot of fishing outside the stagium. And they both liked the “vigio board”. Wade even admitted to seeing a camel toe on one of the cheerleaders on the vigio board.

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Fake Jerry Jones and Fake Wade Phillips paid a visit with the Musers today.

The gag has been lifted from Wade, although he says he never had one to begin with.

Jerry hoped Wade would read the lines he gave him, but he wound up talking about biscuits and ham.

Then gave the truth about why T.O. was cut. And that the new ’stagia’ was breaking him.

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After 13 weeks of NFL football, we’ve also experienced 13 weeks of the weekly segment of fake wade & jerry, or as I keep referring to it, “Fake Coaches”. I know Jerry isn’t a coach, but he wishes he was.

This week fake Wade was talking about drawing cartoon characters while all bundled up with the clothes fake Jerry got for him…with the mittens sewn on to the jacket.

Fake Jerry half fired Wade for forgetting the sleeves at the airport.

Then fake Wade tells us of an unfortunate thing that happened due to his many layers of clothes he had on.

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Weekly visit with the fake Jerry Jones and fake Wade Phillips.

Cowboys get another win against the Seattle Seahawks on Thanksgiving Day.

Jerry took Wade hunting over the weekend.

Wade shot up Jerry’s truck going after a squirrel who was after Wade’s nuts.

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Cowboys played the 49ers yesterday and walked away with a good win.

As usual, fake Wade & Jerry popped on with the Musers to talk about the win.

Jerry did his typical dancing around talk, cutting off the questions (which I love..like the Crazy Prospector)

Wade instantly went into hot dog talk, chili-cheese dog talk and how he thinks it’s funny when the opposing teams kicker misses field goals.

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Wade And Jerry

The Cowboys rebound with a win against

Wade thinks they are District Champs.  “Let the Cowboy’s ride!”

Taffy turns into a Keith Davis grill.  Wade gets scared at a Charlie Brown pumpkin show.

Most importantly, Wade is really backed up.  Not even a coat hanger can clean him out.

14 pound doo doo baby.

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