Looks like we find out today at 5:15. Of course, the Wade press conference is going to screw it up I bet.

This morning was supposed to be the “BIG PROGRAMMING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE TICKET”. They announced Ticket Stock, with Nolan Ryan. How the hell is that “Programming”? I tell you why they said that, because they wanted everyone to listen. They’re playing off of Greggo being gone.

Norm did say the Hardline will talk about Greggo at 5:15 today. Hopefully they put this stupid thing to rest and get the hammer back.

If you’re not coming back hammer, you’re welcome to be a guest here on the Unticket. “Let us hear from ya!”

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Cowboys sucked yesterday, but that’s ok because Romo is bangin Jessica Simpson. I’m happy for him for scoring that piece. Maybe he can bang her dad too and make him happy. The fact remains, she’s stupid and she makes Romo stupid. Romo, get it past your ass-less chaps that you need to focus on football right now and win the bowl. THEN bang all the hot chics. If you’re slingin semen with a chic that doesn’t know the difference between chicken and tuna, something tells me you can’t help but have some of that to rub off on you, causing you to not know the difference between a blitz or coverage. . .or even the difference between our receiver and their defender.

Musers classic fake Wade and fake Jerry made me giggle today..I think fake Wade trumps fake Jerry now. Good Jub on that one fake Wade. Anyhow, this is how I feel for the rest of the day:

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For my favorite segment of the day, “Why today doesn’t suck”, they hand off the show to Corby Davidson, Dan McDowell and Gordon Keith. WTDS was short lived due to Wade press conference, which I thought was going to be another great bit where they talk over him, but Gordo only did it a couple times.

Gordo doing tickers didn’t disappoint first time around. Mush-Mouth made an appearance for Gordo and did the entire ticker. I figured Gordo would take over eventually, but Mush-Mouth did the entire thing, sponsors too. It was hilarious. I think the funniest part was when he broke into the sponsors.

Tim Delaughter from The Polyphonic Spree and one of my old favorite local bands, Tripping Daisy, was on with his wife. He spoke of wanting to tour with Led Zeppelin if they tour. Um, he’s probably the only one that wants that spot. But he uncomfortably said he stared at Robert Plant’s dong. I think he even knew the name of it. That should be thrown into “Gay or Not Gay”.

**UPDATE**
WOW!!  Corby is the most abrasive person I think I’ve ever heard.  He might as well ask Bill Clinton if he fucked Monica or ask OJ if he hate raped both victims after he sliced them up.  Funny though.  Bob and Dan will never get Bob Knight on their show again.

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The 10-Noon show on white elephant day features Mike Rhyner in the driver’s seat and Junior Miller doing tickers.

So far so good. Juniors tickers are cracking me up and Mike is going through callers. Some good, some boring and some funny.

Even though JUB JUB cried about Rhyner’s penalty kill for 2 hours, I thought it was just what the white elephant is supposed to be, nonsense.  So Mike and Junior get a huge thumbs up.  Fernando is about as dorky as his outfit in the picture below.

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I’ve always wondered if Corby is always out of breath or if he just likes to breathe heavy at random periodic moments.  Either that or the mark of “Hhhhaaauhhhhh” is his verbal pause for the listening audience.  Like he says, “I’ll insert a huge exhale right here.”

Here is a demonstration of what it might look like if you put a piece of glass in front of him:

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This morning I called into the Musers to throw my HSO on the Barber vs Jones debate we talk about a lot lately.  I had exact facts of the game against the Lions and wanted to share my thoughts and talk sports.  Oddly enough, first try, the phone rings so I’m pumped.  Then the phone is answered and you hear that squirrel meets Robin Leach voice, “Heeyllow..”  As my skin begins to crawl, I get to my point.

“Hey I just wanted to shoot some sports points about the Barber / Jones battle with regard to yesterdays game.”  FerMA’AMdo quickly interrupts me and says, “UmmYEEahhh, weee tawlked aBOWT this last weeeeeeek.”  He then hangs up the phone.

Since I didn’t get to respond before he cock blocked me, here’s what I wanted to say, “NO SHIT DOUCHE BAG!  SO YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU TALKED ABOUT THE STATS FROM YESTERDAY’S GAME LAST WEEK???  YOU ARE A TOOL AND YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU ENJOY YOUR 20K A YEAR JOB OR GO BACK TO WASHING DISHES!”

Anyhow, here was my point regarding how Barber helps us score and Jones doesn’t always give his all:

1. Drive 1 - Jones in - decent runs, but also missed wide open lanes to run to the sideline, 50 yd FG missed.
2. Drive 2 - Barber in - 3 and out, punt.
3. Drive 3 - Barber in - 20 yd TD run by Barber.
4. Drive 4 - Jones in - 3 and out, punt.
5. Drive 5 - Barber in - 8 yd TD catch by Barber.
6. Drive 6 - Jones in - 1 first down, punt.
7. Drive 7 - Barber in - 1 yd TD run by Barber on 4th down.
8. Drive 8 - Jones in - drive ended with fumble.
9. Drive 8 - Barber in - 16 yd TD catch by Witten.

So Jones was 0-4 in scoring and Barber was 4-1.  If we go back and look at the year, I’m sure the stats will be very similar.

No harm intended Ferdynando.  I like ya, just not right now.

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