Rhynes preparing for the concert calendar

Little Concert Calendar action for you pal. This week, we get the most awesome artist name of all time, and quite possibly the most unstable Reconsider Lounge trio all year. Great success!

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Here’s some E-News right at your ear holes. They talk about the Oscars, Sasha Cohen’s stationary bike, and how many guys Meagan Fox has allegedly banged. Fun times

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Lately the Hardline has been hearing from and talking about P1s in foreign ports. They got into it again today, and this time they have a list. And everybody loves lists little buddy.

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Entertainment News from March 2, which includes a nice E-Brake from Mike at the very beginning. Enjoy!

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Not to beat anyone to death here, but just want to say hello to the Unticket P1s. I’m better known by most as Sam the Azle P1, but my name here is VSBB. Well, enough about me. Here’s the Concert Calendar from last Friday, enjoy!

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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The LCC makes a triumphant return to theunticket.com!

This week marks a very special edition, not only because it will be played and replayed on theunticket.com but because one Craig Junior Miller is onboard for Hardline afternoon drive fun as Cobra is away hot boxing in a golf-kart rental shed.

Oh what oh what should we spend our entertainment dollars on this week? If Biggest Show didn’t get you decided, rely on the commentary of the Old Grey Wolf, Big Dumb Danny, Sweet Grubes and Junior.

(“Wink!”)

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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Danny claims it is gonna suck.

Will doodoo make an appearance?

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Hey P1 Tickethead! Tis I, TheAnus!

If you scart sculling baawws, then TheAnus will provide you with the Concert Calendar and other fun stuff.

See what I did there? Not bad, huh?

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Hardline had fun with real audio today.

Barb Smith makes weird voice noises during a traffic report.

Corby fights through a horrible hangover.

Aubrey has a woods on run dot com moment.

Killer suffers through raw meat.

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Dawson has aids. He’s 22. Hot and he owns his own creek.

Not to mention he’s beaten acne. But he’s horny.

Then Kimberly is worried about crap in the creek.

But Dawson says he has 4 testicles now.

He also loves being a freshman. Says it will kick ass.

But ass makes him horny. Then gives her a ruffy float and rapes Kimberly.

Then Dawson wants to go back to high school.

Girls aren’t getting fat like Kimberly is.

Then Kimberly says she’ll be a nun, which makes Dawson horny.

Marco comes in as Kimberly’s new dude, and he has aids.

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While Gordo asks players if they play for a band and asks if they’re going to training camp, Corby throws out a bit more clever questions for players.

Of course, no Queerby interview would be right without interviewing hot chics. Especially with horny Rhyner in the booth.

He talks to the old Hot on Homes host, who was very juggy. (Mike’s Favorite)

Then as he does, Cobra walks around and busts up normal reporter groups talking to player people. It’s really great to watch on the webcam.

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        Jerry Mullet Jones

As mentioned in the previous post, with the absence of any connections with the Cowboys, The Ticket is back to their onslaught of pushing the envelope of jokes directed towards Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. All well deserved.

Today before the Wade Phillips press conference, Jerry Jones got up and went on about a 20 minute conversation about, well, I’m not real sure what he was saying. I think it was something to do with cheaper tickets in the general public type sections of the new stadium.

Anyhow, he rambled and rambled forever, all the while, Corby, Rhynes & Grubes spoke over what he was saying with Goobes playing the perfect drops as if someone was answering Jerry’s questions and/or comments. Figured it was worth a post.

My personal favorite was what Norm told Mike he had in his pants!!! Genius.

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Mike Rhyner Yearbook

Hardline had a swingers roundtable last week, so this week they decided to have an ex-con’s roundtable.

3 ex-con’s who went in for drugs(Jeff), insurance fraud(Charles) and a pimp(THE Reggie Hammond).

Three whole segments and it was one of my favorite roundtables. I watch these type of shows on discovery and it’s always interesting. Also prepares me for what to expect if I ever do something stupid.

There’s no doubt, Reggie stole the show. Hopefully Grubes has some of those good “Ughhhh” noises he made into drops.

The first segment is not the entire segment. It comes in late, but until someone helps out with the full segment, it is what it is. All 3 are embedded in the player below. You can skip from segment to segment with the little tiny arrows on each side of the status bar.

***If any ticket personnel listen, you can hear the annoying click that happens daily after 5 now***

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