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Marco tells the Gilmore Girls that he has a present for them in this episode.

He teases them to know what is in the box. Kind of short and weird, but here it is:

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Who could forget Captain Doo Doo? Well, no one can, really. He pays us all a visit a few times each day.

Here’s some old audio of a Captain Doo Doo episode, created by these geniuses over here.

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Have you ever wondered how most of the things started at The Ticket?

Have you ever wondered how things were invented, like the sandwich?

The Hardline discusses how they started everything:

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(classic audio)

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What a juicy time for Ticket fans! If you’ve read the other posts about Richie Whitt’s article “The Hard Lie”, then you are rubbing your hands together in anticipation for The Hardline’s response. Lucky for us, they decided to go a few segments into the subject and tell their side of the story. It’s definitely good to hear someone involved put some valid points into the story rather than just reading an article from an outside source. I’m just glad Corby put his side in because the article really made him out to be a backstabbing snake.

Reading over on Whitt’s blog, a lot of people said they were probably going to miss the audio. Guess what. . .that’s what TheUnTicket.com is for! I broke them down by segments:

Segment 1 - The Hardline’s response to “The Hard Lie”

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Segment 2 - Rhyner responds about phasing out Greggo

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Segment 3 - Closing comments about the whole thing

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FINALLY!! The question “Where’s Greggo?” has been answered. New question is, “Where’s the Greggo drops?”

(PS. MacGruber, stop ignoring me!)

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The Hardline recently pranked Doyle King which featured this spot advertising a new show coming to cbs called “Taint on Taint”

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It appears the possible upcoming show has graduated to a new commercial that actually previews the most interesting of shows:

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I think this show will be a huge hit.

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Sunday Night, May 18th, 2008, will go down as one of the most memorable concerts of my life. Radiohead, whom I had never seen in concert before, but absolutely can’t get enough of, was playing at Superpages.com (aka Starplex). The second the tickets went on sale, I was on ticketmaster trying to buy them. My first round was 4 reserved, then tried twice more and ‘thought’ I scored 8 more lawn tickets. Well, ticketmaster is smarter than I thought and they only sent me 4 reserved.

This was an issue. I had 11 other friends that were already confirmed to go to the show, including 2 that flew in from Denver, but only 4 tickets. I finally decided this was going to be an awesome show and paid a visit to Stubhub.com. Eventually I had 12 VIP tickets that put us center stage, about 5-6 rows back from general admission. They were perfect seats for a perfect show.

Danny Balis and Corby Davidson were at the show, evidently right behind us which I’ll get to in a minute, but they did a segment on The Ticket about it. Play this audio while reading the rest (thanks to BabyArm for the audio):

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Mind you, there were basically 12 people that are really good at drinking with us. We hit the ice house prior, which was after we had a pre-party. Needless to say once Radiohead hit the stage, we weren’t sober. You might think, “why be so drunk during a great show?”. Well, the show was a sobering experience, but was also intoxicating at the same time. It was surreal. I love going to concerts and use to see bands all the time in my younger years, but this was definitely the best concert I’ve ever seen. (Replaced Coldplay at Red Rocks, CO).

During a quiet song “Exit Music (for a film)”, which you’ll hear Danny and Corby talk about, one of our friends decided it was a great point to scream “HOOK’EM HORNS!”. He has this knack about screaming things at the worst (or best) times and has a really loud yell. It was definitely a good laugh for us. (Side note: There was a heckler that yelled out “TOMMY” a bit into the song, which Thom kind of put in his place calling him a ‘funny guy’. This is what probably instigated our friend to yell out his Longhorn mating call. Our friend is around 2:18 of this video.)

If you’re reading this from a city where Radiohead is soon to play, I would highly recommend seeing the show. Like the Hardline said, though, if you aren’t that into Radiohead, I would suggest listening to their new cd “In Rainbows” beforehand. It is the majority of music played.

Here is the full set list Radiohead played in Dallas:

Radiohead Set List (Thanks to this site and Raf)
18 May 2008

01. All I Need
02. There There
03. 15 Step
04. Bangers and Mash
05. Nude
06. Pyramid Song
07. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
08. The National Anthem
09. Dollars and Cents
10. Faust Arp
11. Videotape
12. A Wolf At The Door
13. Optimistic
14. Reckoner
15. Everything In Its Right Place
16. Idioteque
17. Bodysnatchers

Encore One:

18. Fake Plastic Trees
19. Jigsaw Falling Into Place
20. House of Cards
21. Exit Music (For A Film)
22. The Bends

Encore Two:

23. You and Whose Army?
24. Paranoid Android

Here are some more pictures taken and a video from youtube. You can actually watch quite a few videos from this show by clicking here. The stage setup was one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. Very moody to go along with their very moody music.

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Mike “The Self Promotor” Rhyner

Corby “The Cobby Cobra Snake” Davidson
&
Danny “The Afternoon I Hate Stuff Unless I’m Drunk Playing Music Cloud” Paul Balis

. . .venture into the world of the Concert Calendar. Corby will tell us church sucks, Rhyner will say Rhyner is dead and then promote Pitty Theft and Big Dumb Danny will refer to all of it as, “They Suck!”

That’s what makes the Concert Calendar so much fun. You get the upcoming concert information ending up with my personal favorite, the Reconsider Lounge. It’s always the last part of the calendar and they usually always deliver. This is where bands like “My Sister’s Stinky Box”, “Hamburgers with Doo Doo as the Meat”, “Popcorn with Doo Doo as the Butter” and “I Was With Your Mother Last Night”. All classics.

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This is a classic interview with the hardline, Rhyner and Greggo, interviewing Kenny Lofton from the Texas Rangers. Lofton was showing very little interest in the interview and Rhyner told him they were as interested in the interview as he was and cut him off. Audio gold:

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The Hardline revisted the audio from last week. Grubes utilized his new technique of isolating the microphone and it provides high comedy and new laugh drops.

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