Wade Phillips & Jerry Jones

Another Cowboys win against the Green Bay Packers.

Another installment of the fake Jerry and fake Wade talking to the Musers

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The new weekly 8:40 segment with Fake Jerry and Fake Wade calls the Musers to talk about the huge win on Monday night football against the Eagles.

Jerry talks about eating popcorn to keep the whiskey away.

Fake Wade steals the show, as usual. He talks about dipping popcorn in ranch. Buttermilk, again. Tells Jerry what will make you horny, but most of all, he tells of an unfortunate situation that happened while he was running down the sideline during the Felix Jones return for a TD.

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After the first premier of Hard Knocks on HBO, Wade & Jerry had a discussion about how Wade is perceived on TV.

Supposedly The Musers had hidden microphones that captured this exclusive audio.

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Fake Jerry and Fake Wade called in at 8:40 to talk sports with the Musers. Cowboys training camp is underway and the Musers wanted to talk about it.

Problem is, Wade starts to wander around in his confusing head and talks about skeeter bass boats and buttermilk.

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Can you believe it was 19 years ago TODAY that Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys?? Wow…time flies.

I remember being so pissed off at the way the whole thing went down. But I got over it pretty quick when Jerry “lopped off Landry’s head” as the fake Johnny Myatt would put it. I’ve always said that I love anyone with a star on their helmet and that was the biggest test this mantra of mine has ever had to endure.

And it’s all worked out. Hey, we got 3 shiny new rings out of the deal, the triplets, HOF inductions, and countless wonderful moments and memories. And I’ll bet we’re not done yet!

Happy 19th Anniversary, Jerry Jones.

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Jerry just mentioned to Norm that he’d been contacted by Dancing With The Stars to see if he’d be interested. Personally, I endorse this move for him although he said he wouldn’t do it.

How could he pass this up? And with moves like this?????

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