Fake Greggo & Jewel

“You Were Meant For Me”

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Another Greggo Thursday.

Today Fake Greggo tackles a very angry feminine song by Meredith Brooks, called “Bitch”.

If you want to sing along, here’s the chorus:

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

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Welcome to Greggo Thursday. A day that is always fun to look forward to, even though I listen to these things over and over.

Anyhow, if you are familiar with Greggo and his interviewing skills, you should be familiar with his groundbreaking interview asking Chief Kunkle “Do You Like This Gig?“. He’s never been one to be a hard hitting interviewer.

The fake Greggo decided to interview Dallas Cowboy player man, Marcus Spears, back in his rookie year. The interview was strikingly similar to other interviews he’s done.

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It’s Greggo Thursday again and as promised, another Greggo bit.

If you ever wanted to get the truth out of Greggo, all you have to do is put him on a polygraph machine and ask him whatever you want to know.

At first, he’ll give you a lie, but as soon as the buzzer goes off, he’ll quickly tell you what you wanted to know.

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We’re starting a new thing at The UnTicket, “Greggo Thursdays“. We’re going to publish a Greggo bit every Thursday until we either run out or get sick of him. Then again, who can get sick of the Hammer bits?

There is no doubt that during the Greggo regime, he missed more days than the rest of the guys combined. These days, we now know why.

But without all of those missed days, we wouldn’t have been able to enjoy this classic audio:

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For those who can’t wait to get them some “Hammer, you can take a few shots with him (pictures, not alcohol) as he has agreed to pick up the microphone and be a presenter at the DOMA ceremony.

One of the comments over on the Observer blog was about putting Greggo into a room full of musicians. I guess that line means all music people drink, do drugs and apply a ton of peer pressure.

If someone plans on being there to roll video on it, please let us know. BabyArm??? Will you be there rolling tape?

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Richie and Richie talk Hammer

Richie Whitt isn’t letting this Greggo soap die and I think it’s great. Gives us more to talk about on top of funny bits. He mentioned that he was going to talk to Big Dick live, but then the plan fell through.

One of Greggo’s buddies from the Ticket was Richard Hunter, who was fired from The Ticket last year. He is known as “Big Dick”. Big Dick had his own show for a while in the evenings over at The Ticket called “Big Dick’s P1 Wild Ass Circus”. Since being fired, he removed the P1 and the “WAC“, as it’s referred to, airs over on 105.3. His website is definitely fun to look at too, because he is in with all the sluts of America.

Most P1’s will remember when Big Dick was married at the Bunny Ranch, which I believe might have aired on HBO at some point, and Greggo was a groomsman in Big Dick’s wedding. I can only imagine the partying that went on that night. I’m sure some of the working girls were “Hammered” by the Hammer.

Anyhow, Big Dick interviewed Richie Whitt and here is the audio:

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My final thoughts on this is something that hit me this morning. I have no idea if Pugs and Kelly have really been let go or not, but what a perfect move for 105.3 to bring Greggo in to do a show with Big Dick! The midday time slot, two interesting hosts and all the publicity to come with it would shoot their ratings through the roof. Definitely would compete with Bad Radio, at least for a little while.

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Richie Whitt from the Dallas Observer has been making all of our mouths water about his upcoming feature that paints a clearer picture behind the story of Greg Williams leaving The Ticket. There’s no doubt The Hardline has had an unfair advantage to steer the story in their favor. According to Richie Whitt, this story should let us see both sides and hear their true thoughts. Whitt has made several pre-story blog posts and while the printed copy is in some locations, most of us are still in the dark.

These are Whitt’s blogs:

This was the first one I read about the upcoming Greggo vs Ticket story.

Then Richie makes a post that, as he puts it, is like a movie trailer for “The Hard Lie”.

Hopefully this isn’t a complete oversell, but President Bush is interested in Greggo!

As soon as it’s in front of my eyes, I’ll post a follow up. Extremely interested!

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We are huge fans of Greggo and the Hardline just made the announcement that Greggo’s father has died. There’s really nothing one can say to make things any easier, so we’ll just wish Greggo our best and raise a beer in honor of Pappa Williams. “RIP Brotha!”

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While there are many things I miss when it comes to Sweet Greggo not being on the Hardline anymore, one of my favorite unforced characters was “Robot Greggo”. It was just more greatness that he threw out without even having to try. Here’s a great montage of Robot Greggo from MacGruber’s drop page:

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If you are a fan of the UFC, you should be familiar with the fight commentator Mike Golberg. He’s kind of the play by play guy of the UFC fights along side Joe Rogan. I think Mike Golberg was either a fan of Greggo or read the same “How to be a Sports Broadcaster” book. He has been throwing out quite a few “Robot Golberg” moments.

Here are a couple examples. See if there are any comparisons.

This one I think he says “A roofer water proofer life speaker tile construction worker”. It’s tough to tell 100%, but very robotic:

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Here it is singled out:

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This one Robot Golberg says, “The veteran voice of the octagon Bruce Buffer”.

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And singled out:

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