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The “Bear Trap of the Week” was solid. Gordo broke down the following three nominees:

1) Lazy Eye

2) Guatemalan Earthquake Baby/Corrective Shoes

3) 19 Year Old Close Your Legs Sewage Mistake

Corby added this wild card) Danny Freshman 15/Coat Coverup

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Gordon takes center stage at the Big D NYE celebration. Gordo does some crosstalk with Dale & Delkus. He takes a shot at the homeless and Tiger Woods. He has a Korbel appendage gaffe while attempting to hit on underaged girls. The Great Gordo also does some fidgeting during the last segment. Looks like he is taking something off his left hand a putting it into his pocket.

Check HD link underneath.

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It’s so funny when the Ticket plays audio clips of people who slip up with their words. Watching the Big D NYE last night, Gordo fell victim to something he makes fun of quite a bit. As a true professional, he fought through it, but you could tell he knew his Ticket co-workers were working quickly to pull the audio. I decided to grab some video and post it here, just in case someone missed it. Plus, the visual is just as gold as the audio.

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Emergency Brake of the Week – 11.13.09

1. Gordo – Veggie Tales
2. Rhyner – Old Man Moment
3. Norm – Crocodile Burp

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George Dunham & Gordon Keith Breastfeeding

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Here’s the audio from last week when Gordo and Shipp went at it.

Head to Head.

Mono y Mono.

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Possible Norm response?
“Is Gordon drinking a Baaaaaad Light?”

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If you’ve been watching the Olympics, or even just reading the news, all you hear about is Michael Phelps and his gold after gold after world record after world record.

He is passing up the old stud, Mark Spitz. The fake Mark Spitz called into the Musers to talk about his place, along with a surprise piece of audio in the middle.

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After much anticipation between the best sports talk radio in Dallas, a Marconi holder of sports show talk, and the old ugly nasty nestor creeped came to a head. There has always been a beef between the two with Nasty running and tattling to the NFL people trying to get the ticket thrown out. Gordo tried make peace on AM Earth, but Nasty wanted nothing to do with it and again, went and complained.

So I had an idea. “What would Greggo do if he were here?” As my brainstorming ran wild, I realized that there was only one thing that could bring these two arch enemies together. It’s by slipping a couple hits of ecstasy in both of their cups of coffee. An hour later I was able to snap this picture of Gordo and Nasty:

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