His superior German engineering gives us the ultimate basketball experience.

He says he was powered by something that doesn’t exist anymore.

Then he compares his teeth to some other familiar Mavs person, saying it powers him.

Poor Dirk also says he no longer has sex anymore.

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Fake Dirk talked with the Musers about his fake baby not in Cristal’s woman pouch.

He compared his baby making to his free throws in the playoffs, “shooting blanks”.

Dirk was also prepared for baby clothes because he found some of Grubes clothes left in the house.

He’s in South Africa for NBA without Borders looking for a new Cristal, but says it’s kind of like where he met the crook Cristal called NBA without Condoms.

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Corby hits the field again.

Interviewing players, people… you know the drill.

Surprise appearance at the end, fake Dirk talks to another NBA star.

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Musers talked to the great fake Dirk Nowitzki.

He thinks the Spurs have figured him out after a 2nd game loss. A big blow up.

Dirk says he’s too heavy from bratwurst.

Then says something about Bonner…a little shocking.

Dirk then talks about buying Victory Park and soon to come, West End.

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Interesting phone call today on the Musers. They call into the Mavs facility to see if any of the Mavs wanted to talk about the stomping they were handed by an empty Spurs team.

The person to answer the phone was Fake Jason Kidd. He said he tried to laser Parker but wound up giving him lasik. Then took a jab at Mexicans.

Dirk then jumped on the phone and said he thinks everyone is plotting against him. He then says Cuban is mad at him.

Then things take a weird turn….listen

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The Musers got a number to a phone that supposedly sits in the practice room of the Dallas Mavericks.

They called in to see who they could speak with.

Luckily, the Fake Jason Kidd answered. He had some interesting sports points.

Then the Fake Dirk Nowitzki got on the phone. He isn’t happy with the Mavs.

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