Fake Coach Joe & Fake Campo old audio.

The coaches discuss the sideline chaos.

This is back when Campo was the head coach.

Fake Coach Joe is one of my favorites.

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Jerry starts off pissed. Says he’s ready to fire everyone except the GM.

Then goes into saying the Cowboys played down to the level of the stagium.

His “defensive coordinator”, not ‘head coach’, pops on and says he never quits anything but certain foods.

Wade claims he doesn’t coach the offensive, it’s the howdy doody offensive coordinator Jason Garrett.

They both talk about how bad the stagium is, but says the Green Bay coach makes him look smart.

Then Wade talks about why his air out his butt in cold weather isn’t a good thing for him.

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Wade Phillips & Jerry Jones

The traditional Monday morning conversation with the fake Cowboys owner and coach after a weekend game, proved to be entertaining.

Fake Wade was wondering if they counted a punt that hit the scoreboard a blocked punt.

Then he gets into buttermilk and catfish eating at the new stagium.

Fake Jerry offers up a snake to help fix Wade’s toilet issue in the coaches toilets.

“Let the Cowboys Ride!”

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Musers spoke with the coach and owner of the Cowboys.

Jerry wanted to let everyone know they have a new stagium and a new attitude. With a video screen bigger than a two post office town.

Wade jumped on to explain the mess of last nights game. Then he obviously started reading something Jerry gave him to say about the new stadium with chili-dogs.

He said he lost his appetite, but still picked up 7 burgers at in and out. Then he goes off into telling Cowboy fans about the great burgers at Cowboys stadium.

Then this thing turns into a big advertisement about the new stagium.

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2 MORE 2 PLAY!

After a really wild week in the media about private meetings and feelings getting hurt, to arguments and near physical altercations.

Fake Jerry seems a little upset, especially towards MB3. He tells fake Wade to “shut up” several times. He also tells about a little altercation between his boys over who got the front seat in their suite.

Fake Wade thinks the last two games are the Pro Bowl and he’s not sure of the other’n.

Wade talks about food, as usual, except this week he’s all about dessert. Soft serve, puddin’, all kinds of pies baked by Grandma Wade.

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Click Me Bigger

Cowboys played the 49ers yesterday and walked away with a good win.

As usual, fake Wade & Jerry popped on with the Musers to talk about the win.

Jerry did his typical dancing around talk, cutting off the questions (which I love..like the Crazy Prospector)

Wade instantly went into hot dog talk, chili-cheese dog talk and how he thinks it’s funny when the opposing teams kicker misses field goals.

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Jerry Wade Bye

Even though the Cowboys were off this week, taking advantage of their bye week, the fake coaches bit didn’t.

Fake Jerry and Fake Wade were on with the Musers this morning talking about what they did during the time off.

I think Jerry thought it was the “bi-week”, so there were some activities that involved no shirts and wrestling.

Wade was excited to spend some bonding time with Jerry, but was weirded out with Jerry’s forwardness.

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Another week. Another tough one to watch. Another loss. Another arrow to my sports heart.

However, we still get to hear the fake coaches talk about the game. . .or other things.

Fake Jerry is getting fed up. Fake Wade is still positive and country as ever.

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Wade And Jerry

The Cowboys rebound with a win against

Wade thinks they are District Champs.  “Let the Cowboy’s ride!”

Taffy turns into a Keith Davis grill.  Wade gets scared at a Charlie Brown pumpkin show.

Most importantly, Wade is really backed up.  Not even a coat hanger can clean him out.

14 pound doo doo baby.

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Jerry Jones & Wade Phillips

Lucky for us, we can follow it up the next day with a phone call from the Fake Coaches to talk about the game.

Each week, I think the Fake Wade is more and more genius. He even gets the balls to call out his owner about standing on the sideline.

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Wade Phillips & Jerry Jones

Another Cowboys win against the Green Bay Packers.

Another installment of the fake Jerry and fake Wade talking to the Musers

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The new weekly 8:40 segment with Fake Jerry and Fake Wade calls the Musers to talk about the huge win on Monday night football against the Eagles.

Jerry talks about eating popcorn to keep the whiskey away.

Fake Wade steals the show, as usual. He talks about dipping popcorn in ranch. Buttermilk, again. Tells Jerry what will make you horny, but most of all, he tells of an unfortunate situation that happened while he was running down the sideline during the Felix Jones return for a TD.

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The new weekly visit with Fake Wade and Fake Jerri aired.

They talk about the game against the Cleveland Browns.

Of course, Wade gets derailed talking about fishing and other odd things.

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