Thought I had posted all of these oldies but goodies, but apparently not.

One day back when a real drunk fake Norm ran into Corby at the Barley House, some really great audio came about.

Fake Norm was real drunk and wanted to drink with Corby.

A pitcher of buttery nipples was tickling his fancy.

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Rhynes preparing for the concert calendar

Little Concert Calendar action for you pal. This week, we get the most awesome artist name of all time, and quite possibly the most unstable Reconsider Lounge trio all year. Great success!

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I’m posting this audio for a new unticket author that will be showing up soon with more gold, “AP”.

This is, as he calls it, “Hardline Gems” from March 2, 2010.

From AP:

I put this little clip together based on stuff that made me bust out laughing yesterday

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Here’s some E-News right at your ear holes. They talk about the Oscars, Sasha Cohen’s stationary bike, and how many guys Meagan Fox has allegedly banged. Fun times

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Lately the Hardline has been hearing from and talking about P1s in foreign ports. They got into it again today, and this time they have a list. And everybody loves lists little buddy.

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Entertainment News from March 2, which includes a nice E-Brake from Mike at the very beginning. Enjoy!

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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It’s an oldie but a goodie. Back when Najera played for the Maverics, Corby did a little diddy about the Hispanic player.

The mood is authentic Mexican.

The lyrics are about him being a Mexican.

And it’s performed by the self-proclaimed racist of the little ticket…Corby.

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The old fake Jordan Rhyner was always funny.

Here’s an old song the fake Jordan Rhyner sang.

I’m guessing it’s called “Daddeeeeeeeyyyy”

Good lyrics about Rhynes.

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The Hardline - Mike Rhyner, Corby Davidson & Greggo

Talk about confusion!

During the pre-show meeting, back when Greggo was around, this audio came out.

Greggo had a good talking item, then Corby throws one out…but then…

Rhyner talks weird, wild circles of confusing words.

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Shaq is promoting his participation in some comedy show. Of course, Shaq didn’t want any part of it. He wanted the Corby interview.

Before they got to it, Shaq basically offers Corby a job doing a radio show on satellite radio. Sounds pretty interesting!!

Then they get into the hypothetical part, which Shaq likes. His one option is:

You have to live and take care of octo-mom and all her kids for 3 years, OR:

For his options, I’ll let you listen to enjoy. SHOCKING questions…but funny answers.

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The Hardline had a little fun with Real Audio today. Back in the day it always revolved around Robot Greggo or random Greggo things said.

The audio kind of skips in the middle, but there was only a few seconds missed.

Today’s fun Audio has to do with:

• A new nickname for Julio Borbon
• A weird moan that sounds like a burp
• Recall of a Norm burp
• A Spanish version of Rhynes favorite tiny burgers commercial
• Corby out-does himself with a seagull laugh
• A Grubes drop about Alex Gordon’s wife, which caused a big shit storm memory
• Then Rhyner has an impromptu add-in to real audio “live” version with a fart & fall down moment

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Corby hit the field with the wireless mic.

Girls. Players. People.

Then horny Rhyner.

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While Gordo asks players if they play for a band and asks if they’re going to training camp, Corby throws out a bit more clever questions for players.

Of course, no Queerby interview would be right without interviewing hot chics. Especially with horny Rhyner in the booth.

He talks to the old Hot on Homes host, who was very juggy. (Mike’s Favorite)

Then as he does, Cobra walks around and busts up normal reporter groups talking to player people. It’s really great to watch on the webcam.

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