This one goes out to the Sturminator. Get your POW POW ready Bob.

I heard you getting touchy about your 40 second question to Barry Sanders…which was up for e-brake today.

There’s no doubt, Sturminator questions can be long…but he’s not the only one who does it.

Let’s take Curby Davidson from the Ticket, for example. He’s talking to the great white hype, Toby Gerhart.

This quesh-ti-on clocks in at 1 minute 10 seconds. 30 seconds (new math) longer than Bob’s!

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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While Corby’s outing with his young gay high school boys, he had a fun time with porn.

He got naked, showered, then go busy with the porn.

Corby LOVES porn. Loud, driving, graphic porn.

Here’s his story.

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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Danny claims it is gonna suck.

Will doodoo make an appearance?

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Even though he went to TCU and was surrounded by beautiful women, the Snake loves him some boomer sooner.

OU is his favorite college sports football team.

He chose to express his love in song.

Cobra introduces his song called “Oops! Stoops!”

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Corby tells a really sad story of his childhood.

I guess he wrote a book about it and went on Oprah today.

This is his version told on the Hardline today.

Although, it sounds a lot like some other story I read about in the news.

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Corby hits the field again.

Interviewing players, people… you know the drill.

Surprise appearance at the end, fake Dirk talks to another NBA star.

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Corby has an interview with DeAngelo Smith.

Since he’s from Ohio, Corby felt he needed to help him learn Texas.

He had questions like, Texas’ Official Suicide Method?

What’s the official part of the pig?

What is the state weapon of Texas?

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Doanwanna is on vacation all week, so we have some old audio being posted.

Corby and Rhyner are excited about Cromartie’s large junk you can supposedly see through his pants.

He decided to ask Ali Highsmith about his teammates lizard.

Ali took the high road, which I think most dudes would. Funny listen, though!

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They’re back together with a family photo to boast.

The Hardline - Mike Rhyner, Corby Davidson & Greggo

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Corby Davidson

Corby added to his Davidson song collection with a new song called “Ranger Wood”.

He wrote it with Mike Rhyner in mind.

The lyrics feature lots of talk about how the Rhyner Ranger Dong is red with the #29, along with poking his mom in the butt?? (shocking snake!)

Enjoy.

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Fake Norm laughs his way through a conversation with Corby.

He asks who his idol was growing up, which Corby says Billy Simms.

Norms idol was Eddie Vedder and loves Pearl Jam.

Then he talks of Corby’s upcoming marriage (old audio) and brings up getting strange in stalls.

Then Norm follows it up with a childhood trip story . . .

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Leader of Men

Danny and Mike started calling him the “Pulverizer”, since his last name was “Pulver”.

The jokes have come non-stop, so the Pulverizer finally sent in a follow up to confirm, just how great KING COBRA really is.

Needless to say, Corey got a little rattled.

Then Danny had to finish things off and scoreboard by telling us what he has. . .

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Well, it was pretty damn close to happening, according to Richie Whitt over at the sportatorium/radio news blog.

I guess Rhyner’s contract was up and the fan was pushing real hard to bring him and his little buddy, Corby Davidson, aka The Snake, with him. They were going to do the 3-7pm shift there with their 100k watt signal, but things worked out.

Talk about the demise of the best station around!!! What would have happened had Rhyner and Corby, well the whole Hardline actually left? Move Bob & Dan to afternoons? Friedo left to ESPN, Greggo Hammer Williams to ESPN. Ben & Skin to the Fan (although they’re not really missed).

Imagine if Rhyner took the move and then they asked Russ Martin to come back to the station. Wonder if Rhyner would have the “no eye contact” clause in his clause or have to adhere to Martin’s.

Well, I think Rhyner made the smart move. Money is nice and I’m sure the Fan offered a ton of it, but happiness can always trump a big jump in pay. He’ll never find the weird cult the ticket has with it’s audience and I think he realized it. Wonder if they’ll talk about it at all.

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