Drops and Stuff

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  1. bairy heaver
    August 06, 2015 17:25 Reply

    Do you have the drop where Norm farts and says “feet”? And my other fav is “bottom”

  2. Brett
    August 07, 2015 10:49 Reply

    Any chance of getting the TC laugh up? Would love to have that as a text message alert.

    • Caber
      November 23, 2015 07:42 Reply

      Ah, yes yes yes yes, uh huh

      • Daniel
        November 04, 2016 07:24 Reply

        What show or commercial is that from? Its driving me nuts!

  3. Jeff
    August 18, 2015 16:38 Reply

    Looked, but don’t see the new TC combined laugh. Or any version. More cash if you have it clean. MUST HAVE for text tone. Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen.

  4. James
    August 23, 2015 22:33 Reply

    Do you have the Emily Jones drop where she says she farts while putting in makeup

  5. Bret
    September 20, 2015 23:30 Reply

    The funniest thing that I’ve ever heard on the radio is Ribby Paultz reading the Monica Lewinsky press release. That was comedic genius, is there anyway that I could get that spot in mp3 format?

  6. daniel beener
    October 24, 2015 20:29 Reply

    Is the “come on baby girl let me knock you up” song on here? Didnt see it if it when i was scrolling through, but just think how nice it would be if it was.

  7. Jason
    November 09, 2015 15:55 Reply

    Any chance of getting the two drops Mike likes of chicks passing gas? One sounds like a mix of Donald Duck talking and a whoopee cushion and the other is a chick farting then moaning.

  8. John
    February 06, 2016 18:16 Reply

    heard hootie and the blowfish today & thought of the swing around your boobs song. cant find it anywhere!

  9. Taco period
    February 16, 2016 16:09 Reply

    can we get the “fix this shit rich” drop from dez bryant?

  10. Cory Wolters
    April 04, 2016 11:53 Reply

    Where is the Kardashian Salad with Pears drop?

  11. steve
    April 24, 2016 21:29 Reply

    anyone remember Mike’s funny gut noise? Occurred sometime around 2001. I used to have the audio of it but I can’t find my old Ticket cache.

  12. Bo
    April 29, 2016 08:36 Reply

    We need more Dirk. Take Dat Wit U! Shut it down!

  13. Chuck
    May 20, 2016 10:41 Reply

    Where are the train station fitness shop dropts

  14. Luke
    June 07, 2016 22:03 Reply

    I didn’t see “Dancing In The Streets.” Is that anywhere?

  15. chris
    July 21, 2016 12:45 Reply

    I need Mike’s “This team sucks” drop

  16. david
    July 29, 2016 16:59 Reply

    we need the florida georgia line song “cruise” ticket style

  17. Rob
    August 29, 2016 19:34 Reply

    Hey guys, looking for Norm telling caller “to go someplace else for you sports talk radio in our estimation”

  18. joe
    September 16, 2016 08:52 Reply

    I want the touchy touchy touchy feel on his assy assy assy

  19. Henry Moore
    September 30, 2016 14:18 Reply

    Looking for the Miley Cyrus talking that sounds like gibberish. Or any drops from her.

  20. BP
    October 21, 2016 11:22 Reply

    Is the I WISH WE KNEW drop on here? I can’t find it if it is. I want that one.

    • Kyanne Bennett
      December 05, 2017 17:31 Reply

      Please post it. It’s one of the funniest drops on The Ticket. 🙂

  21. e
    November 08, 2016 10:23 Reply


  22. Matt
    November 16, 2016 10:46 Reply

    The Adele phone call (played today in the NAD open)

  23. Brad
    November 23, 2016 17:04 Reply

    Do you have Corby singing Bush? Machine head

  24. Kevin
    January 31, 2017 20:32 Reply

    How about the “We had fun, we had nacho!” drop??

  25. B ward
    March 08, 2017 11:07 Reply

    I want that job

    Need that drop!

  26. Anonymous
    March 15, 2017 10:48 Reply

    “Take the clothes off, bitch!”
    Best drop ever

  27. James N
    March 31, 2017 13:58 Reply

    What about the drop from the campound spider incident? I’ve been looking for that, surely it’s here… help!

    “uh.. ah.. ahh… ahhhh…. ahhh….” so on. 🙂

  28. Niklas Zisk
    April 05, 2017 07:06 Reply

    You need TC saying Hey! And Alright Jondow!

  29. BP
    June 01, 2017 08:58 Reply

    I would like the one of “There’s a right way to do this thing and this IS NOT IT!”

  30. Zyler
    June 25, 2017 08:29 Reply

    I was watching Steinfeld last night

  31. Perso n
    November 29, 2017 23:25 Reply

    A nybody know where the norm force drop is

  32. Day1P1
    December 15, 2017 15:09 Reply

    “Don’t want ya, you’re fat” – Greggo?

  33. Jackson Rowell
    July 26, 2018 07:25 Reply

    Can you make a collection of bragging montages?

  34. Jerry Baskett
    September 05, 2018 20:01 Reply

    Do you have the Bart Simpson drop “Walker says I got aids”?

  35. John
    October 10, 2018 11:24 Reply

    Bobs “childhood cancer is Gold!”

  36. Mark Stone
    October 30, 2018 08:21 Reply

    Hey do you have Danny’s red hot chili pepper verse?

  37. Lyn
    November 14, 2018 13:05 Reply

    Is there a George Dunham big laugh drop? Thanks!

  38. Alan
    April 18, 2019 15:56 Reply

    Where can I find the Monica Lewinsky press conference as read by Ribby Paultz?

  39. July 10, 2019 22:13 Reply

    I was searching long and hard for this. From the hardline. Please add to the list

  40. Kimmy
    July 18, 2019 17:15 Reply

    Looking for the “Somebody go! God almighty!” drop. Never caught who it was yelling that one, up it makes me laugh! Thanks,

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