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  WTF! Is Up With Sports Sturm ?

Posted on 10 December 2007 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo  

Typically I am gung ho on the ticket personalities.  Whether I like them or not.  I like the station enough that I’ll bypass any ass whippings just because.  But there has come one of the all time high ass whippings that I just cannot hold in.  Let me introduce to you:

<strong>The Ultra Generic, Ultimate Carry On Sentence, Ultimate Question That Never Ends BOB SPORTS STURM!</strong>

Listening to Sturm on Bad Radio is just another day.  It’s funny listening to him when he hijacks segments and interviews and never lets anyone get a word in because he has the longest run on question in the world, but when they threw this dousche on the pregame cowboys show with Larry Brown, I almost vommitted after the first thrashing I endured.

This was even the Packers vs Cowboys game where they brough back a team from the 70’s and one from the 90’s to recognize them for the place they put our Cowboys in for today.  During the pregame ramblings, Sturm had Larry Allen, Darren Woodson and Alvin Harper, to name a few, in the studio.  I’m sure like anyone else, I wanted to hear these guys talk.  Where they’ve been, what they think of the game, what they think of the new state of the 2007 Cowboys.  But NOOO!  What do we get?  We get Sports Douche who has to hijack every conversation and talk over every player man so one couldn’t really enjoy what these legends had to say.  “HEY STURM..YOU SUCK AND WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR RAMBLIN CHEESEHEAD ASS!  So SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE..SERIOUSLY!!

Might I make a suggestion?  Sports Sturm moves over to the NFL Network and shares bunk beds with Bryant Gumble for games.  Maybe the incorrect name calling by Gumble and the constant rambling by Sturm will equal each other out and those who prefer talking in circles might just consider this tye of broadcast.

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. jerusalem jackson Says:

    he’s the over-question-qualifier.

    “Now before I ask this I want to preface it by saying I’m not an authority on the subject by any stretch of the imagination and if you were to ask me the same question I can’t say that I’d have a better answer but what I am saying, or asking as it were, is that I do have an opinion on what I’m about to ask you….which I have since forgotten what that was.”

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