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Why Today Doesn’t Suck 4-23-04

stickman — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 05:17:32 +0000

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Another Classic WTDS w/Gordon Keith

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WTDS – Chipmunk Style

DP — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:07:51 +0000

Yeahhhhhhh Man

Once a year, right before dry dock, one WTDS gets chipmunked. This year that day is today…however, with half the show on remote, Killer killed it.

You get part chipmunks and part usual voices. My least favorite was porn birthday…can’t enjoy porn from a chipmunk!!

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Matt McClearin – Alien Abduction Saga

AP — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:13:03 +0000

Exactly who probed whom?

Way back in April, The Scrubs talked about kickass April Fools pranks. Matt McClearin shared that his friends took advantage of an alien abduction encounter in his past by setting up a really kickass prank (post here, audio here). The story went unreported, but a few P1′s did their best to keep the story alive. Finally, after much coercion, Matt brought it to the air on Sunday (July 2nd, 2011).

What Matt didn’t count on was the fact that Corby was listening. Corby brought it back up during Tuesday’s WTDS (July 5th, 2011), and the Hardliners resolved to dedicate two full segments to Matt’s story. On Thursday (July 7th, 2011), Matt recounted his experience to a surprisingly supportive Hardline crew. The entire saga is spliced together below for your extra-terrestrial audio edification.[See post to listen to audio]

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Live Spot Madness feat. Fake Rhynes and Fake Greggo

AP — Fri, 06 May 2011 04:14:43 +0000

Like Dirt!

A good UnP1 tipped us off to a completely insane livespot that happened after WTDS ended yesterday. Rhynes was supposed to voice the spot, but for whatever reason, it was hijacked by Bob and Dan. They did it using their Fake Greggo and Fake Rhynes voices until Mike finally took over. By then, Corby had gotten in on the fun, and the spot turned into a “let’s see if we can shoot Mike’s wheels off” contest. Good times![See post to listen to audio]

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Alexis Smith – Crush Video Hypothetical

AP — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 21:53:52 +0000

Om-nom-nom

I’m about to go off the grid for a little while (pray for me), but before I leave, I wanted to repost one last thing from drydock — a fascinating hypothetical in which the beautiful Alexis Smith participates in a crush video.

Yeah. You read that right. A crush video. Makes you wonder what kind of porn Dan’s into, right?

Have a listen — I’m probably overrating it, but it’s still funny. It’s three parts, the last of which takes place during WTDS with Alexis and Michelle 3000. I left the entire WTDS in for the heck of it. Also, props to Ty Walker for not holding back on the porn birthdays despite having the two girls live in studio, and to Bob for his comedy set on capital punishment versus abortion.[See post to listen to audio]

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Special UnTicket Birthday WTDS

DP — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:36:14 +0000

Why Today Doesn't Suck

As mentioned in another post, today marks the 3rd anniversary of the very little UnTicket. Seems we’ve been posting audio a lot longer than that, but nope.

VSBB, as we know him, decided to send in a birthday request for WTDS and it was nicely put together. It’s funny, again, listening to them try and pronounce “Doanwanna Poopoo” (think of greggo saying i don’t want to poo poo). I also like Sturm saying we have a better archiving system than they do..HA! What a bizarre story, tell it again.

Also enjoy the discussion of circumcision talk and what L4G said he’s having done.

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Do YOU Wanna Poo Poo?

DP — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:33:31 +0000

Do You Wanna?

Jerusalem Jackson, aka Jesus, aka Geebus, aka Miracle Maker thought it would be fun to email BaD Radio / Hardline and have them add me to the bday wishes.

As much as I discount my own birthday, I thought it was pretty funny to hear Bob jump the gun a day early and butcher my nickname. Then today Dan butchered it even more, followed by another Bob butcher and Grubes bringin it back down. I included P1 Chris’ own bday submission because it’s funny.

Birthdays are super gay… (2 audio files, 2nd will play after first is done)

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By the way, the nickname “Doanwanna Poopoo” comes from this old Greggo drop:

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Why Today Doesn’t Suck – 07.22.10

AP — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:03:56 +0000

A previous post that covered BaD Radio’s little bru-ha-ha yesterday was flooded with comments requesting the WTDS for that day. It didn’t really do much to further that narrative, but people begged for it so here it is…why…yesterday…didn’t…suck!

Also, all hail the return of the mighty Doanwanna Poo-poo from his own personal drydock. Back to full strength, brutha![See post to listen to audio]

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WTDS Chat

DP — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:34:21 +0000

Swing by at 2:45 to discuss why Rhynes broke up with his pe-noose during WTDS.

http://www.theunticket.com/live-chat/

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WTDS Chat 7.2.10

DP — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:20:43 +0000

http://www.theunticket.com/live-chat/

There’s no doubt you would rather listen to Norm shove hot dogs in his mouth while some other dude is telling him to ‘shove it in’, but it’s still fun…come join us today. It’s the Friday couple skate … stop by during why today doesn’t suck and tell us why.

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