I guess the title should really read, “Congratulations, Todd” but screw that. I wanted Hong Kong Paul to win this morning’s donut eating contest at Dunkin’ Donuts.

The Musers hosted this hilarious event with Gordon introducing the contestants and Jub doing a great job of “bite by bite” commentary. The competitors were:

Hong Kong Paul (HKP) - needs no introduction. or does he? I don’t think so.
Chris - 6′2″ 150lb high school kid
John - who was playing for America
Todd - the extremely generic “sports salesman”
Shad - trainer

The rules: contestants must eat 6 donuts and then say, “America runs on Dunkin”

Chris jumped out in front early along with Shad…both ended up quitting.
John really didn’t make much of a name for himself throughout the competition.
It came down to Todd and HKP and from what it sounded like, HKP actually finished eating his donuts first but couldn’t utter the required phrase. Todd edged him out in the final seconds.

Shit! I was really pulling for HKG. Oh well….next time, I guess…

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Today Kris Kris made an appearance and talked about how he was in the NBA and the Lakers were going to sign him. When asked where he played in college, he said he never played college ball, he was a high school phe-nom, even though he never played high school ball, they probably just saw him around in gyms hoop’n it up.

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If you see some 30k millionaire riding around in a cigarette boat driving over piers talking overly loud, it’s probably Kris Kris.

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After much anticipation between the best sports talk radio in Dallas, a Marconi holder of sports show talk, and the old ugly nasty nestor creeped came to a head. There has always been a beef between the two with Nasty running and tattling to the NFL people trying to get the ticket thrown out. Gordo tried make peace on AM Earth, but Nasty wanted nothing to do with it and again, went and complained.

So I had an idea. “What would Greggo do if he were here?” As my brainstorming ran wild, I realized that there was only one thing that could bring these two arch enemies together. It’s by slipping a couple hits of ecstasy in both of their cups of coffee. An hour later I was able to snap this picture of Gordo and Nasty:

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This morning, The Musers were talking about how women are going all out on these crosses they put on the wall. Like it has become some new art where anything and everything goes. I had to shoot Gordo an email and thought I would share it here:

Listening to your cross talk I had to chime in. My wife has a friend who creates these things. Naturally, we have like 30 of them and she put them in the only religious room in a house, the bathroom. You walk into the bathroom and all 4 walls are covered in big one’s, small ones, then a big mirror, then the throne. It really has made me come to appreciate this room. I tell everyone in our house you can only use that room for one thing, giving birth.

If it’s just a quick shooter or party mud, it’s another bathroom. However, if it’s one where you know something special will happen, you go to the holy birthing room. I’ve created some of the best brown babies I’ve ever witnessed and I owe it all to those crosses.

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So we all just heard Craig Miller’s account of running his first-ever marathon this weekend, right? Yep, he ran “the Rock” and crushed it. Nice job, dude! Running that far MUST SUCK!!

He mentioned that he’d set a lofty goal of 3 hours and 20 minutes and 3:29:06 was his actual time. I think that’s awesome for a first-timer. (Not that I’d know, but whatever…. f off. I don’t run marathons.)

Anyway, I thought it was definitely worth a shout-out. I know Junior is pretty proud of it as you can see by the look on his face in the picture below…

WAY TO GO, JUNIOR!!

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