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Fake Nolan Ryan – Cliff Lee Gone

DP — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:18:19 +0000

Nolan Ryan - Cliff Lee Talks

Fake Nolan talks about the negotiation between the Rangers and Cliff Lee. First part is the crazy menu of items they offered Lee for him to sign back with the Rangers.

He goes into the time spent hog hunting while in Arkansas. Seems they forgot about the contract while doing some very native things with each other. Then the snow monkeys popped in and ruined it all.

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Fake Nolan Ryan – Minority Owner of Rangers?

DP — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:26:18 +0000

With the sale of the Rangers at our feet, Musers talked to (fake) Nolan Ryan about the new deal.

Nolan isn’t too big on being called a ‘minority’ owner, because he says he’s white.

He tells how they hope to write off the ball park since Ron Washington is living out at the ball park.

Then the subject of uniform change comes up and he wants to look into a camouflage look.

Of course, what Nolan Ryan audio would be right without talk of the snow monkeys. He has a very interesting plan on what they will come in and do.

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Fake Nolan Ryan – Talks Rangers

DP — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:21:07 +0000

Fake Nolan jumps on to talk about the Rangers.

Including moving the ballpark to Stephenville, where you bring your varmit guns to shoot game.

If they stay in Arlington, they need to put a roof on it, install a big video screen and play football.

Then Nolan said he started stocking the lake outside of the ballpark. He says there’s some kick ass fishing out there now.

Ryan spoke about a meeting with Ron Washington in his home, just outside of the Ballpark. We were able to find a picture of this meeting.

Then he had to bail for a meeting with a Snow Monkey.

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Fake Nolan Ryan Talks About Rangers Woes

DP — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:27:32 +0000

Snow Monkeys

Fake Nolan talked about what’s going on with the Rangers.

Says he doesn’t know Spanish, but needs to make a change at batting coach.

Then goes into Ron Washington’s living situations.

Fake Nolan said he could strike out the batter’s and then go up and bang all their wives.

Then the talk moves into Snow Monkey talk. Fake Nolan says he’s going to bring up a Snow Monkey to hit for the Rangers. Sounds like quite the potential player, but a problem in the clubhouse.

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Fake Nolan Ryan Talks Of His Rangers

DP — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:04:07 +0000

Toughness to the pitchers is what fake Nolan was hoping to bring to the Rangers.

He explains how he got tough by wrestling buffalo and noodling big yellow catfish.

No more bathing in tinkle and servants doing everything for them.

Big promotions coming up including a snow monkey night. The actual details of the promotion are a bit sketchy.

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Fake Nolan Ryan – Ranger Promotion Talk

DP — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:44:10 +0000

Musers spoke with the great Nolan Ryan about upcoming Rangers promotions.

Whores and hot dogs night. Cougar night, women and cats.

And of course, Snow Monkey night. Nolan will sign foreheads and make love to you.

Chupacabras are a new interest of Nolan. Could be a new passion?

Tom Hicks wants to have a Unicorn night. Ron Washington has a weird request too.

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Snow Monkeys Follow Fake Nolan Ryan to Surprise

DP — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:36:23 +0000

Snow Monkeys

Well, they’re at it again! The Snow Monkeys are in Surprise where Nolan is for spring training.

He says they traveled with him without him knowing. Evidently one of them has a good pitching arm and Nolan is considering him for the rotation.

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Nolan Ryan Talks About Snow Monkeys

DP — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:27:26 +0000

Snow Monkeys

At 8:40 today, the Musers replayed audio from a recent ticketstock with Nolan Ryan.

Junior claims it was the best audio ever at the ticket. Junior, you like this gig?

Nolan tells the story of being the ambassador for the snow monkeys.

I must admit, it was like living a fake Nolan Ryan bit. Listening to everyone giggle makes it even funnier.

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