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Norm vs The Big Ticket Prep Room Computer

sportsgreek — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:29:38 +0000

During the Corner on Friday Gordon was talking about people that do nasty things on airplanes before the subject somehow turned to a heated argument between Rich and Norm over the condition of the Ticket’s computers.

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In the mix the Musers confronted Norm for his behavior and then The Big Ticket Prep Room Computer delivered his ultimatum.

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

Tennis Moan Talk With Funny Audio

DP — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 19:30:17 +0000

This had me cracking up today, they were talking about moaning while playing tennis and then Jer started in with the hilarious match with Norm and David Lee Roth. I included the clip, but then put some bonus audio I threw together to enhance what Jeremy was doing.

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Here’s Norm and DLR playing two moaning tennis girls with a heckler from the crowd
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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

E-Brake – 1.11.13

sportsgreek — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 13:49:40 +0000

The Emergency Brake of the Week:

Norm layout on Musers
Mitchell Kurasick “genosism”
Rosengarden eats a sausage

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

E-Brake – 1.4.13

sportsgreek — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 23:09:43 +0000

The first Emergency Brake of the Week for 2013:

Norm ignores emotional Mike Sirois
Gordon failed interview
Stephen Kelley missing audio

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Earlier in the show Craig Rosengarden was crowned the 2012 e-brake champ.

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Norm must have been upset at the news as he executed a layout during the mix and perhaps earned an early nomination for next week.

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

Norm E-Brake Montage 2012

sportsgreek — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:09:08 +0000

All of Norm’s e-brake nominations from 2012.

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Some bonus audio. Norm started his show Monday morning with some technical problems.

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

E-Brake – 11.23.12

sportsgreek — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 07:31:24 +0000

Emergency Brake of the Week:

Norm cuntry
Rosengarden not listening
Rosengarden “Wiener-mo-Rhyner”

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

O-Deck – 11.2.12

sportsgreek — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:21:15 +0000

Gordon debuts a sample of his new single “Everybody Do the Process, Process.” Also, an interesting baseball hypothetical.

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Bonus: Gordon’s Choose Energy live spot.

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Bonus 2: The Musers talk to Norm about his e-brake.

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

Norm Book Controversy 2012

sportsgreek — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:42:40 +0000

This is a four part post detailing an amusing side story on the Ticket last week. It surrounds a book Norm signed to Corby that a P1 found at Half Price Books.

Part 1 (10/23): Bob Sturm shares how he discovered Corby’s betrayal.

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Part 2 (10/24): The Musers discuss the news and Gordon confesses his innocence.

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Part 3 (10/24): Corby invites Gordon on the Hardline to throw him under the bus.

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Part 4 (10/25): The fake gay Norm sounds off.

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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

Norm vs Callers Montage – Classic Audio Vault

DP — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:09:40 +0000

Today’s classic audio vault features a montage of Angry Norm vs callers who get under his skin. It was a nice walk through memory lane.

For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.

Guys Night Out Roundtable Audio

AP — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:36:34 +0000

Here’s as much roundtable audio as I could put together from Guys Night Out on Thursday at some place that I can’t remember right now. The streaming hardware broke at the end, which caused Jake to hit the eject button. Enjoy!
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For show podcasts and other segments, visit the uSave.it Archive page.