Appears Ross Perot Jr. & a group is suing Mark Cuban for money he thinks Mark owes him.

Fake Cuban talks about how rich he is.

He says Perot is upset because Cuban didn’t invite him over for a billionaire sleepover. The sleepover consisted of Tom Hicks, H. Crow & Jerry Jones. Supposedly Ross Perot showed up late in his pajamas interrupted spin the bottle.

Then fake Ross Perot Jr pops on to the call and the argument continues. Of course, in the middle, Jr. wants to promote his new product, a penis cream.

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After the Mavs dropped the Spurs from round 1 in the NBA playoffs, Cuban needed to show off.

His first target was Junior, who is an avid fan of the “Spurrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”.

Then he makes an admission of paying off for the win.

He has an impression of Duncan, then he dances with his all too familiar Greggo piggy noises.

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Mark Cuban, former kicked off contestant from DWTS (dancing with the stars), former bad reality tv maker, former loser of buying Chicago Cubs, current person up on insider trading legal woes, past seller of Broadcast.com for Billions of dollars, current president of MFFL, current player in HDTV (great channel!) but is most importantly the current owner of your, Dallas, Mavs. (yeah I know, stolen)

He spoke to the Musers today about calling out his Mavs team after they embarrassed themselves and the city losing to the Oklahoma City Twisters (i know). He tried to explain what he is telling his team will happen if they don’t show a little effort.

They will have to dance with Cuban. Luckily for them, Mark said he’d dress up and be the girl, and lead, but they can be the man.

Then, after a few shocking comments about himself and plans for himself, he shocks us with news that he brought someone back to help. Can you say, “Beeruh’s” ??

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Interesting phone call today on the Musers. They call into the Mavs facility to see if any of the Mavs wanted to talk about the stomping they were handed by an empty Spurs team.

The person to answer the phone was Fake Jason Kidd. He said he tried to laser Parker but wound up giving him lasik. Then took a jab at Mexicans.

Dirk then jumped on the phone and said he thinks everyone is plotting against him. He then says Cuban is mad at him.

Then things take a weird turn….listen

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Mark Cuban has some legal woes with the SEC regarding claims of insider trading with Mamma.com.

Mark Cuban’s lawyer (fake one) called into the Musers to discuss the matter.

He sounds very familiar. Like someone else that comes on at 8:40 every now and then.

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