Another day of fun with real audio and the Hardline!

It’s been quite a frequent segment lately and it’s GREAT, because I needed to laugh more in the afternoons.

Corby takes another shot at the e-brake with his bad connection abilities.

Rhynes does his version of mushmouth.

Snakes…snakes…snakes…snakes and more snakes. And more…

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I’m posting this audio for a new unticket author that will be showing up soon with more gold, “AP”.

This is, as he calls it, “Hardline Gems” from March 2, 2010.

From AP:

I put this little clip together based on stuff that made me bust out laughing yesterday

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Cumby Davidson from the Ticket had a fun with real audio segment today that turned into a real audio clip itself.

He had some audio to play from a homeless laugh, however, the evil audio equipment ghosts were against him and it made me laugh more than any other part.

Then he finally moves on to play the infamous “Corby Question” that went on for 1:10 seconds and didn’t even ask a question. The same audio that was brought to light here at the little UnTicket.com.

I hope Sturm was able to feel a little brotherhood from little Snakey after he joined his elite club of questioning.

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Aww, Mike you almost got taken for a ride.

Channel 11 News did a story on it.

I like how they label him a “Facebook Friend”.

See video below.

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The LCC makes a triumphant return to theunticket.com!

This week marks a very special edition, not only because it will be played and replayed on theunticket.com but because one Craig Junior Miller is onboard for Hardline afternoon drive fun as Cobra is away hot boxing in a golf-kart rental shed.

Oh what oh what should we spend our entertainment dollars on this week? If Biggest Show didn’t get you decided, rely on the commentary of the Old Grey Wolf, Big Dumb Danny, Sweet Grubes and Junior.

(“Wink!”)

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Another episode of Fun w/Real Audio and the Hardline.

1. Unfortunate Norm fart drop during a live spot
2. Bob Dylan sings Christmas songs and Danny actually likes it
3. Mike Rhyner’s klan brother gets upset at Corby

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Another fun audio moment by Tweet Grubes.

The Hardline sings their favorite commercial song from Jack in the Crack.

Mini Sirloin Burgers Song

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The Hardline - Mike Rhyner, Corby Davidson & Greggo

Talk about confusion!

During the pre-show meeting, back when Greggo was around, this audio came out.

Greggo had a good talking item, then Corby throws one out…but then…

Rhyner talks weird, wild circles of confusing words.

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Shaq is promoting his participation in some comedy show. Of course, Shaq didn’t want any part of it. He wanted the Corby interview.

Before they got to it, Shaq basically offers Corby a job doing a radio show on satellite radio. Sounds pretty interesting!!

Then they get into the hypothetical part, which Shaq likes. His one option is:

You have to live and take care of octo-mom and all her kids for 3 years, OR:

For his options, I’ll let you listen to enjoy. SHOCKING questions…but funny answers.

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The Hardline had a little fun with Real Audio today. Back in the day it always revolved around Robot Greggo or random Greggo things said.

The audio kind of skips in the middle, but there was only a few seconds missed.

Today’s fun Audio has to do with:

• A new nickname for Julio Borbon
• A weird moan that sounds like a burp
• Recall of a Norm burp
• A Spanish version of Rhynes favorite tiny burgers commercial
• Corby out-does himself with a seagull laugh
• A Grubes drop about Alex Gordon’s wife, which caused a big shit storm memory
• Then Rhyner has an impromptu add-in to real audio “live” version with a fart & fall down moment

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Corby hit the field with the wireless mic.

Girls. Players. People.

Then horny Rhyner.

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Corby has an interview with DeAngelo Smith.

Since he’s from Ohio, Corby felt he needed to help him learn Texas.

He had questions like, Texas’ Official Suicide Method?

What’s the official part of the pig?

What is the state weapon of Texas?

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The Hardline had a swingers roundtable a few weeks ago.

Here’s the audio.

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The old grey wolf lived his dream job last night.

Doing play by play for his favorite team, the Texas Rangers.

It starts with the guys killing him about being asked and running to do it.

Then it goes into Rhynes in the booth doing radio talk on television.

I personally think him doing play by play would make me watch a Rangers game sometime this century. Him with Josh would be entertaining.

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