A typical day of ENews is littered with drop after drop played by Dan McDowell. Drops are fun.

Speaking of Dan McDowell, who knew he was really a deadbeat black man?

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Ahhh, finally the Hardline plays another prank. Who better to pull it on than Doyle King!

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BTW, here are some definitions for you in case you’re unsure:

• Cincinnati Bowtie
• Taint

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The Hardline was attending the Royals vs Rangers game and Corby decided to question one of the wives of a Royals player. Here is the interview that pissed them off:

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After the Royals made their statements and stated how much they hated Corby and his questioning, along with the ignorant drops and comments by Rhynes and Danny, here is the outcome:

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Today I tuned into the Hardline via webcam since they’re at the Super Bowl. They’ll always zoom in on hot chics and funny looking people. While doing it, I realized a few funny things on the webcam I just had to screen capture.

As I’m watching, I couldn’t help but notice there was an older guy behind Corby that stared at them the entire time. He would occasionally look away, but it was like he was watching their every move:

Here was a shot directed at Corby during entertainment news. Mike Rhyner was kind of quiet and then I noticed his computer screen was in the picture. Interesting website to be looking at:

The last shot is of Mike Rhyner giving his gang sign that most strip club members throw, The Shocker:

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I’ve always wondered if Corby is always out of breath or if he just likes to breathe heavy at random periodic moments.  Either that or the mark of “Hhhhaaauhhhhh” is his verbal pause for the listening audience.  Like he says, “I’ll insert a huge exhale right here.”

Here is a demonstration of what it might look like if you put a piece of glass in front of him:

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