Here’s WTDS for today, hope you enjoy

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Oooooh soo classy, class it up baby.

Hello sweet little Tickethead P1. In honor of the Ticket’s Sweet Sweet 16th birthday, TWO late concert calendars! You won’t find THAT in Russia!

December 18th: Where do y’all wanna go during dry dock?

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January 22nd: Listen for a fantastic “WHAT?!” from a good-good in the crowd when Rhynes is talking about who will be at the Reconsider Lounge on Thursday.

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The LCC makes a triumphant return to theunticket.com!

This week marks a very special edition, not only because it will be played and replayed on theunticket.com but because one Craig Junior Miller is onboard for Hardline afternoon drive fun as Cobra is away hot boxing in a golf-kart rental shed.

Oh what oh what should we spend our entertainment dollars on this week? If Biggest Show didn’t get you decided, rely on the commentary of the Old Grey Wolf, Big Dumb Danny, Sweet Grubes and Junior.

(“Wink!”)

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Just a few pictures from the set of the upcoming movie “MacGruber”. Here’s more detail on the movie.

For those that are familiar with the whole MacGruber story, here’s a video to watch.

and then

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(I’m having trouble uploading images little buddies… but enjoy the audio!)

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Enjoy the radio fun, radio radios.

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Danny claims it is gonna suck.

Will doodoo make an appearance?

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Hey P1 Tickethead! Tis I, TheAnus!

If you scart sculling baawws, then TheAnus will provide you with the Concert Calendar and other fun stuff.

See what I did there? Not bad, huh?

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Probably the most uncomfortable interview I have ever heard on radio. This was right up there with “Boom Goes the Dynamite”!

After some very bad technical problems, Grubes finally gets to speak with Dikembe.

He jumps into a question about his encounter with Dan years ago.

I think all BaD Radio interviews should be done by Grubes. I’d rather hear him struggle than Dan constantly interrupting the guests or Bob asking a question that takes up the entire segment.

Genius…”CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?”

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Grubes loses a bet and has to do a stand up routine. Little did he know it would be in front of a mostly black crowd and unfortunately his bit was going to be jokes about the black man. Pure greatness and much respect for going through with it.

And if you want to make Grubes stand up even funnier, watch Sean Bass & Tom Gribble’s stand up.

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Oh, a phong is ringin’! Despite the fact that Deion played 2 professional sports, his popularity might be at an all time high.

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        Jerry Mullet Jones

As mentioned in the previous post, with the absence of any connections with the Cowboys, The Ticket is back to their onslaught of pushing the envelope of jokes directed towards Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. All well deserved.

Today before the Wade Phillips press conference, Jerry Jones got up and went on about a 20 minute conversation about, well, I’m not real sure what he was saying. I think it was something to do with cheaper tickets in the general public type sections of the new stadium.

Anyhow, he rambled and rambled forever, all the while, Corby, Rhynes & Grubes spoke over what he was saying with Goobes playing the perfect drops as if someone was answering Jerry’s questions and/or comments. Figured it was worth a post.

My personal favorite was what Norm told Mike he had in his pants!!! Genius.

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Grubes - Pow!

The greatness of Grubes decided he would become the Artie Lang of the Ticket.

During E-News, Corby was going through the Artie Lang / Joe Buck saga, then moved to the Letterman / Palin saga.

We pick the audio up at this point, where McGruber started dropping the most perfect drops at the best times.

It makes Danny weep over him and Corby admit Grubes wins.

He is a true master of his craft!

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Summer Bash sounds like it was a good time.

The weather was miserably hot until some big storms out west cooled things down, but doesn’t sound like everything cooled down.

Norm’s intern got some tongue from a girl that was 18, which Corby said he’d buy beer for since she said she was 22 and had a fake id. Corby had to deal with all that mess. Not to mention he lost his keys.

For those looking for the Summer Bash 2009 Wet T-Shirt Videos, we’re on the hunt for them if they exist. We’ll post anything we find as soon as they come up.

Time Wasters played the usual, with the exception of one new song, performed by the Snake, Cobra Davidson. He dedicated a song to Michael “Grubes” Gruber.

“Grubes, You Light Up My Life” – it’s genius. Great job Cobby!

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Musers hosted another segment of “Get to know…”

today, the person is Michael Gruber, aka Grubes, aka McGruber, aka Groobs or Grubey. He’s also a well known 23 year old ladies man saving himself for that right woman.

He’s filling in for Big Jeremy this week so they let Grubes be the 840 bit.

He’s greatness and it’s always fun to hear the big hosts talk highly of McGruber.

Here’s all you want to know about the drop master.

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