While there are many things I miss when it comes to Sweet Greggo not being on the Hardline anymore, one of my favorite unforced characters was “Robot Greggo”. It was just more greatness that he threw out without even having to try. Here’s a great montage of Robot Greggo from MacGruber’s drop page:

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If you are a fan of the UFC, you should be familiar with the fight commentator Mike Golberg. He’s kind of the play by play guy of the UFC fights along side Joe Rogan. I think Mike Golberg was either a fan of Greggo or read the same “How to be a Sports Broadcaster” book. He has been throwing out quite a few “Robot Golberg” moments.

Here are a couple examples. See if there are any comparisons.

This one I think he says “A roofer water proofer life speaker tile construction worker”. It’s tough to tell 100%, but very robotic:

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Here it is singled out:

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This one Robot Golberg says, “The veteran voice of the octagon Bruce Buffer”.

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This is probably one of the best classic Ticket moments. Motorcycle Greggo “The Hammer” Williams has so many golden audio clips, but not many stack up against the Greggo vs. David Kunkle moment. I thought I would transcribe the audio just in case this is your first time hearing it and are in disbelief of what you’re hearing.

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Greggo: We’re talking to the number one cop in Dallas, the #1 cop, the commissioner, chief of police, David Kunkle.

What umm, do you like this gig?

Kunkle: No. I, I, uh, uh, uh love my job. It’s a. .. .

Greggo: I the, that wasn’t the question. Do you…do do do you like your job?

Kunkle: No, I said, do i love, maybe i didn’t understand the question.

Greggo: Ok. I, I mean do you like being chief of police.

Long live Greggo!

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Reading through the comments over at Gordo’s Site, someone posted a link to a picture that I also believe is a possible Greggo spotting. We all know Greg The Hammer Williams is a fan of Texas Rangers baseball. So when you look at this picture, all the reaction appears to make it seem this is, in fact, Greggo Williams.

I wonder if The Hammer dropped a big coke fart and everyone is ducking. I don’t see a baseball anywhere. (after staring more, I found the ball. ‘nutshot’)

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Rumor has it that Greg “The Hammer” Williams might be teaming up with former Cowboys offensive lineman and marijuana distributor Nate Newton on ESPN radio.

I think it’d be AWESOME if Greggo resurfaced somewhere in Big D. And to further confirm this rumor, I was just sent this…

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The latest reports seem to be that our beloved Hammer headed to the mountains, “rocky mountain high?”, to look for jobs up in Denver. That’s a great idea I think. Get the hell outta dodge. Plus what a perfect place to go. A place with a scenery!

The latest picture of Greggo we have been provided with shows him going incognito, a bit. He’s also going by the name of Greg Earl Williams:
(The Hammearl ?)

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Dick Hicks has been delivering the news via ticker all morning so I thought I’d send an official shout-out to the Hammer:

Good luck in Jacksonville, brotha! I can’t believe you made the jump from talk radio to pro football coaching but if anyone can do it….YOU CAN!

Go Jags?

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I was happy to learn today that Greg “The Hammer” Williams has picked up the pieces and redirected his career. I thought for sure he’d move on to do another talk show and had even heard rumors that maybe he’d hooked up with a gig (do you like your gig? that’s not the question…) in Denver.

But apparently that’s not the case.

It seems that Greggo has landed a key role in Honda’s touring production of “Robots on Ice” playing the lovable “Asimo” character. I think it’s perfect for him! And look how happy he seems…

That theory CAN be proven, huh Hammer?

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Looks like we find out today at 5:15. Of course, the Wade press conference is going to screw it up I bet.

This morning was supposed to be the “BIG PROGRAMMING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE TICKET”. They announced Ticket Stock, with Nolan Ryan. How the hell is that “Programming”? I tell you why they said that, because they wanted everyone to listen. They’re playing off of Greggo being gone.

Norm did say the Hardline will talk about Greggo at 5:15 today. Hopefully they put this stupid thing to rest and get the hammer back.

If you’re not coming back hammer, you’re welcome to be a guest here on the Unticket. “Let us hear from ya!”

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