Possible Norm response?
“Is Gordon drinking a Baaaaaad Light?”

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Ever wonder what Gordon is looking at on his blog bio pic?

We were able to get our hands on the original photo.

Commenters on his blog often call the picture “Gay”, I would call it “Curious”

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Fake Nolan Ryan talked to the Musers this morning about the exciting win of the Rangers over the Yankees. Except he was more interested in talking about other things.

Wild Boar racing, bad crappie fishin and the fact he wants Jerry Jones to move the new stadium because it’s messing up his fishin on the little pond outside the ballpark.

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Junior Miller caught a hard hitting interview between Dave Campo, the Fake Dave Campo, Brad Sham & the Fake Brad Sham.

They need to get things like this on video.

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Fake Jerry and Fake Wade called in at 8:40 to talk sports with the Musers. Cowboys training camp is underway and the Musers wanted to talk about it.

Problem is, Wade starts to wander around in his confusing head and talks about skeeter bass boats and buttermilk.

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Not sure if you caught the GK Show last night during prime time television, but it was definitely great to see Gordo get the publicity. I personally enjoy the show and try to watch it whenever I can or if the tivo/dvr works.

He had Mark Cuban on, which made for an exciting interview. Gordo asked what Cuban thought of Josh Howard admitting to smoking pot during the playoffs. Cuban stated he thought it was definitely a great mark on Mavs history. Love the honesty.

Then the fun came. I guess Cuban recently admitted he had tried pot before. Then he goes on to tell the story how his pothead roommates pinned him down and blew “shotguns” in his face. He claims he had to try it the ‘right way’ and smoked it another time, but just coughed and didn’t care for it much. HA! “Right!”

Gordo also had Adam Sandler, aka ‘The Sandman’, on the show. Except he wasn’t on the show. It was a recording from last Saturday, he said. It was a weird interview where Sandler claimed he would have sex with 100+ year old women, “if he wasn’t married”.

The show was pretty good, but either I was expecting more or it just wasn’t as good as other’s I’ve seen. Maybe he had to be a little more tame for prime time, although Cuban was throwing out quite a few curse words that had to be bleeped out. The worst part was when he ended the show saying they would be back during their ‘normal time’. I was kinda hoping they would move him to a good time from now on.

Way to be a TV Star Gordo.

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Not sure if you guys caught his post Gordon made last night, but it was taken down for some reason. Maybe WFAA didn’t want him promoting it or something, but great news.

The Gordon Keith Show is moving to prime time next Tuesday night, June 3, 7:00pm. That’s awesome. If you are like me and try to watch it at 11:52 on Saturday nights, or whenever it comes on, it’s next to impossible if you try and tivo it, let alone watch it. Sometimes it doesn’t even come on.

If you haven’t watched a GK Show, do yourself a favor and give it a watch. It’s a great show and I’m eager to see him fill an hour now. Maybe he won’t have to cut people off so quick like he did the great Troy Aikman (very uncomfortable).

Here’s a link to the GK Show blog. They have links to all the episodes on WFAA if you missed one or just want to watch one.

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JJ spoke with the Gordon Keith show about acquiring tickets for the next Gordon Keith show. Carrie responded with the statement there would be 4 tickets saved for our group. Then she (Carrie) even sent a follow up email saying “EVERYONE WANTS TO COME ARE YOU SURE?” We responded saying “YES, WE ARE ALL IN!” The funny thing is when we showed up after spending some drinking time at the HOB (House of Blues), we surveyed the studio audience area, which had around 50 seats. Then we surveyed the crowd waiting to get inside of the Gordon Keith Television show extravaganza. The 2+2 wasn’t equaling 4. We had a LOT more people waiting to go into the studio than there were actual seats.

Since we had actually reserved seats for the show, we elbowed and kicked our way into the studio to get a spot and was about 3 rows deep. The studio audience was great and bigger than expected, but here’s the shitter.. .there was no actual guest NOR was there an actual musical guest to perform for us!! It was all pre-recorded. What was live were the Gordon in between comments. He’s a funny mother fucker!! Like funny “HA HA”. Not funny “Heh”.

So the guest was Cedric the Entertainer, pre-recorded, but Gordo did a great interview. He spoke to him how we’d expect him to speak to someone. He started off by saying, “I hate to get personal or uncomfortable, but, you are a black man, right?” It was funny stuff. Gordo also asked if there were jokes about white people that black people told we would enjoy like the fact we smell like wet puppies. Cedric mentioned talking like white people is always a good laugh..

Then we move to the musical guest, “The Last Goodnight” performed Pictures of You during the day, before we were there, of course. Being a musician, I was most looking forward to seeing live music at the GK Show, but was disappointed with a pre-recorded PIECE OF CRAP! OK, first off, the singer looks like the dude Blake Lewis from American Idol last season. Then who’s the keyboardist? What makes him so cool that he has to wear dark shades in the middle of the day inside a studio? The only cool person in this band was the guitar player. Only because he wasn’t pretentious and played his instrument without all the antics. “THEY SUCKED!”

The overall experience was fun and interesting because we got to see how GK did his show. We’re huge hard P1’s and want to do him justice. Gordo had this weird frozen face syndrome where he felt like he couldn’t move or it would mess up his hair or makeup. Anyhow Gordo was greatness and we’re glad we went. Hopefully next time he’ll have people in the studio. If not, maybe we can tackle him, shave our initials into his hair and show our appreciation.

After the show Gordon was waiting outside to greet the audience, which I thought was awesome because he hates people. Gordo first got hit by JJ and then I said “Hey dude” and then introduced myself as “Doanwanna Poopoo”. Gordon, hating weird situations as he does, quickly turned his face in confusion and moved on to the next person. I’m not sure if it was the Greggo situation/line or if he just gets the weird shit all the time and moves on to the next person, but it was some funny shit.

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After much anticipation between the best sports talk radio in Dallas, a Marconi holder of sports show talk, and the old ugly nasty nestor creeped came to a head. There has always been a beef between the two with Nasty running and tattling to the NFL people trying to get the ticket thrown out. Gordo tried make peace on AM Earth, but Nasty wanted nothing to do with it and again, went and complained.

So I had an idea. “What would Greggo do if he were here?” As my brainstorming ran wild, I realized that there was only one thing that could bring these two arch enemies together. It’s by slipping a couple hits of ecstasy in both of their cups of coffee. An hour later I was able to snap this picture of Gordo and Nasty:

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After getting home from watching the most confusing movie, “Cloverfield”, I decide to watch “The Gordon Keith Show”. I finally was able to get the time right and record it. I still hold to the thought his best work is interviewing people on the street, but tonight was treated to a new character, IN COSTUME! Welcome “GORDESSICA”

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