It’s no secret that The Ticket employees use their advantage of the radio to promote their side gig band projects. Rhyner even has a sponsor that pays to promote his Petty band.

Not too long ago I blogged about the concert calendar and Danny’s new cd the Hardline kept talking about. I’ve never been a country music fan and had to give my opinion on his music…probably since he’s so opinionated about other music. I preferred his older music much better and the fact he used to bag on country music in the past, him doing country and Corby saying it’s the best he’s heard, I just felt it was forced and not that great.

Today, Jub Jub brought in music from his band “The Bird Dogs”. It’s country music and it started with Gordo saying he cried while listening to it and wanted to make man love to Jah. Very similar to how the Danny disc dropped on air. The one difference was, George isn’t so opinionated of other music.

They played two songs, “In A Minute” and “Thought It Was You” from his upcoming EP. You can listen to these songs right now at The Bird Dogs Myspace. I have to say, it was “really” good music. I’m still not a fan of country, nor will I ever be, but I enjoyed listening to this. I’ll probably give the whole EP a listen. So big thumbs up Bird Dogs! Good luck to opening up for your wet dream Randy Rogers (insert Norgasm 3000, setting 3).

Here’s the segment where The Bird Dogs are debuted.

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This is great! Back when pranks were everywhere, Talk Sport from London called Georgie to get the scoop on Dirk dating a Spice Girl.

George smelled a prank and wasn’t buying it.

He even mocks their accents and says they know Corby (Who? Corey?) HAAAA…

Funny stuff. It’s a shorter version, so if someone has the longer version, let me know.

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Some old audio from a deep throat informant fell in my lap.

I guess Jah missed one day and no one was real sure where he was or what happened.

The deep throat informant goes into great detail of what happened the night before.

The details are quite shocking and also includes another familiar person.

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Joyce Durham, Ja, Jub Jub .. known as George Dunham …

has a statement to make

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Tuned in for WTDS and caught the end of their segment with Commander Dunham, aka Ja, aka VSBB, aka JUB JUB.

It appears the Cowboys camp has decided to let the ex PA of the past Texas Stadium go from his duties of being the voice fans hear.

They were talking about how maybe the FAN negotiated JUB out of the PA seat with their new contract as the home of the Dallas Cowboys starting this coming season.

Personally, I think this is the second firing of Tom Landry from the Cowboys. The Tom Landry of Public Addressing. It’s the voice we are all familiar with and the one they’ll have a hard time replacing.

I hope whoever replaces Georgie, fails…and fails miserably. Matter of fact, Cowboy fans, when you’re at the game and the new PA guy starts to talk, let’s boycott and start BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ing. Only BOOOOOOO when he speaks. When he stops, start BOOOOOOOO’ing again.

Sorry George “Commander” Dunham!

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Elmer Wayne Dunham?

They decided to go “open fire / open line” ??? Of course, only one person got to call in and it was Jaa’s cousin, Elmer Wayne.

He’s the same one who taught Jaa how to make a porn with himself.

Elmer wants to move out to Jub’s big acreage and live next to his double-wide.

Then he tells other stories like blowing one of his fingers off and how he was banned from Texahoma for a bit of nudity.

To end the conversation, Jub’s cousin didn’t ask for a liver, but he did ask for a skin graph for a botched penis enlargement.

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Gordo posted about the ticket compound along with a couple videos from the last compound. I found several others and put them into a playlist so you could see them all.

Good tunes. Good fake voices.

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McGeorge and Millary

Are you a Democrat?

Are you one who really doesn’t give a shit?

These political ads that were apparently paid for by George Dunham, aired at 8:40 on the Musers:

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It’s one thing to talk farts. It’s another to smell farts. But to record them and play for the metroplex is genius.

As the Fake Deion would say, “At What Level” do things get when you let out a massive fart and describe the entire motion of how it came out and refer to your butt cheeks as “bombadier flaps”?

Congrats George Farthead, you have elevated yourself.

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Junior Miller caught a hard hitting interview between Dave Campo, the Fake Dave Campo, Brad Sham & the Fake Brad Sham.

They need to get things like this on video.

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Fake Jerry and Fake Wade called in at 8:40 to talk sports with the Musers. Cowboys training camp is underway and the Musers wanted to talk about it.

Problem is, Wade starts to wander around in his confusing head and talks about skeeter bass boats and buttermilk.

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Gordo linked to a hilarious picture of Georgie at Summer Bash ‘08. Gordo questioned if George’s balls were visible. Through the miracle of technology, I was able to zoom in and display what was happening down there. Gross!

Commando Dunham

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