After Wade is caught on video orchestrating the song YMCA at some ecstasy party, the Musers decided to talk to him and figure out what exactly was going on.

Here’s the video:

This is fake Wade’s recollection of that night of dancing and partying.

A surprise visitor jumps on and points a few things out.

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On a sports hangover day, Musers were able to get the fake coaches on to talk with the Musers.

Jerry says he has a .357 barrel in his mouth.

Wade comes on and is somber too, but keeps wondering off into happiness.

Then the pronunciation of “Favre” really threw Wade off.

They both end the segment, and year, in song…

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This is some old audio from fake Jerry.

He’s making predictions on the Dallas Cowboys season many years ago.

Glad to know they’ve turned things around in the owners eyes.

No more Q-Car jokes, but this is a lot funnier now.

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After a regular season finale against the hated Eagles, where the Cowboys mopped the floor with that Eagle arse in a shutout, the Musers talked to the fake coaches.

Jerry was pretty excited about the whole win and explained how the video screen turned off during the game…apparently it was due to Jerry Jr. having a rats nest of cables from his video game console.

Wade was pretty excited too, telling Jerry he is ready to sign that extension when he’s ready. Then he goes into a story about crapping himself on an elevator with some Cowboy fans.

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A new name for Jerry & Wade … JADE. Like the tabloids do with other couples. “Team Jade”

Jerry says he’s still drunk from the game the other night.

He even offers Wade an extension on his contract through one more week.

Wade thinks they won the super bowl, but then goes into the great food at the super dome.

Then there was some confusion on where the Redskins played.

Wonder if team Jade would sing a xmas carol for us?

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Another loss, another week with the fake coaches.

Jerry is disappointed but looks forward to a new head coach.

Wade comes on and puts his positive spin on everything.

Then Wade goes into how his eyes hurt after wearing the 3D glasses.

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Old Cowboy audio from Jerry Jones when he was excited about the “new Cowboys”.

This old classic audio he goes into detail on his new team.

It’s rather confusing, but isn’t it always?

It obviously turned out well back then. Two super bowls in one year…how can that not be great?

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After being swept by the giants, fake coaches talk to Musers.

Jerry says it’s a tradition to lose in December.

Wade says he was mistaken for the michelin man.

Then he goes into digestive talk and aids talk.

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Fake Jerry enjoys his stagium.

Says there’s not many TD’s happening in the stagium.

Fake Wade is happy for the win and that Jerry kept the roof closed.

He asks how the “wonder boy” is doing on the offensive side of the ball. Talks high of his defense.

We might have thought Wade had emotion at the end of first half, but come to find out, he was mad about food.

Then Jerry takes a shot at 105.3 the Fan, saying the numbers are horrible.

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Jerry starts off pissed. Says he’s ready to fire everyone except the GM.

Then goes into saying the Cowboys played down to the level of the stagium.

His “defensive coordinator”, not ‘head coach’, pops on and says he never quits anything but certain foods.

Wade claims he doesn’t coach the offensive, it’s the howdy doody offensive coordinator Jason Garrett.

They both talk about how bad the stagium is, but says the Green Bay coach makes him look smart.

Then Wade talks about why his air out his butt in cold weather isn’t a good thing for him.

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Wins equal a happy coach and owner. Cowboys beat the Eagles in Philly and fake Jerry & Wade had a lot to talk about today.

Jerry talked about how we won in Philly with a Mexican at QB.

Wade told stories of hunting and food, as usual.

A suspected fog horn was actually Wade in the stall.

The liberty bell’s crack grew bigger from Wade’s head.

(I included the Green Bay promo for it’s shocker-ness)

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Dale Hansen & Jerry Jones

Fake Jerry & Wade jumped on with the Musers, which had Dale Hansen on in place of Junior.

(A side note…Dale was hilarious with the Musers this morning! I’ll post the mix down later where Dale goes scorched Earth with his wife.)

Jerry tells the story about how his boys broke the switch to open the roof so they couldn’t do it by game time.

Wade comes on and tells about how he went fishing at the Dallas Aquarium.

Then Wade tells us what they found when they did a Cat scan on his head. Then compares himself to Herpes!

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Musers have their normal Monday morning conversation with fake Jerry & fake Wade.

The Cowboys beat the Falcons and fake Jerry & Wade are real happy.

So happy, they were throwing punch line after punch line and Wade didn’t even talk about food or fishing.

Poor Miles Austin, fake Wade comments about his smile.

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Musers talked to the fake coaches after the bye week.

Surprisingly, fake Wade watched some movies, in particular, Finding Nemo.

He wanted to know if they ever found him or not.

Then fake Wade had some ‘confugion’ on where Washington Redskins were from.

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Fake Jerry starts off by saying the game was as embarrassing as the time he sharted in his pants.

Then Wade comes on and is really confused thinking we played the Dallas Texans and where they played in Dallas.

Jerry tells Wade how he’s embarrassing with his goofy celebrations and getting tangled in the headset.

Then the subject of U2 show comes up and Wade wants to go to the show.

Then Wade & Jerry break off into a U2 song, “Where the Streets Have No Name”.

Jerry then tells the story about trying to get rid of Wade but Wade winds up back to the surprise of Jerry.

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