Jerry Jones & Wade Phillips

Lucky for us, we can follow it up the next day with a phone call from the Fake Coaches to talk about the game.

Each week, I think the Fake Wade is more and more genius. He even gets the balls to call out his owner about standing on the sideline.

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Wade Phillips & Jerry Jones

Another Cowboys win against the Green Bay Packers.

Another installment of the fake Jerry and fake Wade talking to the Musers

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The new weekly 8:40 segment with Fake Jerry and Fake Wade calls the Musers to talk about the huge win on Monday night football against the Eagles.

Jerry talks about eating popcorn to keep the whiskey away.

Fake Wade steals the show, as usual. He talks about dipping popcorn in ranch. Buttermilk, again. Tells Jerry what will make you horny, but most of all, he tells of an unfortunate situation that happened while he was running down the sideline during the Felix Jones return for a TD.

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After the first premier of Hard Knocks on HBO, Wade & Jerry had a discussion about how Wade is perceived on TV.

Supposedly The Musers had hidden microphones that captured this exclusive audio.

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Fake Jerry is really trying to reach out to all audiences to sell season tickets to the Dallas Cowboys.

These are three commercials the Fake Jerry Jones cut a few years back.

Great Classic Audio

Commercial 1 - The Blacks

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Commercial 2 - Generation X

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Commercial 3 - The Mexicans

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Fake Jerry and Fake Wade feel they know how to be reporters and ask all of the hard hitting questions. They took the mics and showed us their work on a Cowboy football player person:

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Fake Jerry and Fake Wade called in at 8:40 to talk sports with the Musers. Cowboys training camp is underway and the Musers wanted to talk about it.

Problem is, Wade starts to wander around in his confusing head and talks about skeeter bass boats and buttermilk.

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Decided to put all these into one post. Sort of an audio funbag.

The Musers replayed what they say is the worst ticket ticker in the station’s history:

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The Ticket’s maintenance man Clarence Murphy stopped by:

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Fake Jerry Jones called in:

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Fake Tiger Woods called in to talk about money and how he hates hockey:

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Musers leaked hidden audio from the Cowboys war room during the NFL draft. I love how over the years Jerry Jones has gone from the confusing character who caught the brunt of all the jokes, to the one who kind of keeps the conversations on track now. Fake Wade has to be one of my favorites. HA!

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I don’t know what made me think of this tonight, but I did a search for “Drop Page Radio” and happened across this myspace page. They always have the music/audio player on these pages and what a surprise, it has Captain Doo Doo! The lyrics are pretty simple:

If you’re constipated and you need to poo. You can count on Captain Doo Doo

And if that isn’t enough, there is the ever so popular Norm Doll. HAAAA! Wow. What great stuff. “It’s better than sniffin’ some girls ass.”.

The last thing is the Davidson Collection. It’s basically a collection of Plantation Corby singing his very predjudice style songs. Corby, or as he prefers to be called, “COBBY”, or “Cooby”, plays songs for all kinds of nationalities, including Asians, Blacks, Pollocks, Mexicans and the Jesus lovers.

The problem is, this isn’t the real drop page. The real drop page radio is here. Of course, with the fun legal battle of Greggo quitting, greggo resignation, greggo fired, “Where’s Greggo”, whatever you want to call it . . . it means there are no Greggo fun bits to be heard. Luckily, I found this little Ticket Soundboard here with some Greggo drops. I’m still looking though and hope to find good old bits to hear. “BITS ARE FUN!”

I was going to display all of the drops and direct links but their rules state you can’t link to them. Instead, here is a link to

• Current Drops on The Ticket
• Favorite Drops on The Ticket

Of course, if you want a good montauge of Greggo drops, almost a farewell drop segment of Greggo on his way out, someone put together this masterpiece. . .We miss you Greg “PUFF DADDY” Williams:

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