Mark Cuban was able to re-sign Jason Kidd to the Mavs, so the Musers got both on the phone.

Fake Kidd explains why he stayed, but also tells what he doesn’t like about the Mavs, including the weird romantic nights with Cuban and his bad haircut.

Fake Cuban says he’d take the criticism with Kidd instead of having mini-me for a point guard.

Then Kidd talks about Cuban’s fake teeth. Wishes he would fix the team like he fixed his teeth.

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If you missed the wife swap last week, Rhyner was on the morning shift with Ja and Gordon.

Rhynes wanted to hear the Fake Jason Kidd song catalog for the 8:40 bit.

I had everything they played but missed the Finley Fascination audio.

But luckily the great P1’s chimed in and a big thanks to Scott (aka Richie Whitt’s Merkin) for sending the audio in. You rock!

Here’s the greatness of fake kidd and his little diddy called “Finley Fascination” otherwise known as “They Know Who Did It But They Just Can’t Figure Out Why” … huh?

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Mike Rhyner requested the fake Jason Kidd song catalog be played for the 8:40 bit.

Although Gordo doesn’t care for it much, he played them.

1. Mos’ Definitely
2. Finding Oliver Tonight
3. Glad I’m Outta Dallas
4. An Open Mind and a Willing Heart
5. Jason Kidd Ankle Song
6. Dancing Queen
7. Finley Fascination

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Every good team has a charter plane phone that is readily available for calls from radio stations.

Musers called the Mavs and was hoping to speak to someone.

They got their wish! Fake Mark Cuban, Fake Dirk Nowitzki, Fake Jason Kidd & Fake Josh Howard all had a few words with the guys.

Most surprising conversation was with the stewardess …. Avery Johnson. He was servin’ up some burr’as.

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Dancing Queen Kidd

Today, to celebrate the week old give up from Tom Gribble, who played old audio for the 8:40 segment on white elephant day, Gordon “I like porn” Keith played something from the classic audio vault.

While it is a give up doing recent bits, pulling something from years ago is something they should do more. Some of the OLD bits are so damn funny. Gordon, maybe you can do a weekly segment at 8:40 just called “Audio Vault” and play good old bits??? Just think of how easy it would be rather than having to come up with something new on that day.

If you’re a long time listener and have some great old audio you would like to hear them play, leave a comment below and tell them. I’ve heard through a little bird a few of them check out the “real little” unticket, so maybe they’ll do this.

Anyhow, back to the audio, an old fake Jason Kidd bit where he sings his rendition of “Dancing Queen”. An instant hit.
Mos Deffinally!

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The Musers got a number to a phone that supposedly sits in the practice room of the Dallas Mavericks.

They called in to see who they could speak with.

Luckily, the Fake Jason Kidd answered. He had some interesting sports points.

Then the Fake Dirk Nowitzki got on the phone. He isn’t happy with the Mavs.

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The Fake Jason Kidd is an old character that went away for many years after he was traded to other teams. Now that Kidd is back, we are lucky enough that he brought his little friend with him.

Kidd was part of the “Redeem Team” taking the gold in Bejing Olympics. The Musers decided to give him a call and talk about things.

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Yesterday the news came down on the ticket that the Mavericks were working out a deal to get Jason Kidd back to Dallas for Harris, Diop, George, Ager, Stackhouse, 2 first rounders and $3 million in cash. Seems like a good deal, right?

Anyhow it would definitely be good if it was only for the re-surfacing of the Fake Jason Kidd. Yesterday the Hardline brought out the Jason Kidd song series that Gordon did back in the day. Lots of “Most Definitely”..or “Mose Deffinelly”.

Today the Musers spoke with the fake Jason Kidd and he has changed a little, but not really. Funny how they talk about how after all these years, Kidd comes back to Dallas. What is funny to me is hearing how much the fake Kidd has grown up (Gordon). His first bit compared to the one today is like night and day.

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