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Fake Coach Chan Gailey

AP — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 05:09:35 +0000

Coach Chan Gailey

Since the Cowboys have the Bills coming up this weekend, the Musers decided to call up former Cowboy head coaching great Chan Gailey.[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Chan Gailey – Bills are 3-0

DP — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:10:15 +0000

Coach Chan Gailey

Shocker, the Buffalo Bills are one of the two undefeated teams in the NFL and the Musers wanted to talk to the old Cowboys coaches about it.

Surprisingly, he only wanted to talk about his personal life growing up and now. He’s definitely back-woods.

[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Ex-Cowboy Coaches Roundtable

AP — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:04:18 +0000

The Fake Coaching Trifecta

Since the Fake Jason Garrett is still under character development, the Musers decided to dial up their Fake Ex-Cowboy coaching alumni today at 8:40 – featuring the Fake Dave Campo, the Fake Chan Gailey, and newly-inducted member Fake Wade! Oh, happy day. They each discuss how Jerruh terminated their respective tenures with the Cowboys. [See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Chan Gailey – Gets Fired As Bills Coach

DP — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:52:31 +0000

Chan Gailey Life

Musers talk to Chan Gailey about his recent firing from the Buffalo Bills. Evidently they were wrapping up training camp and a group of teens were heckling him, so he decided to go cuss them out. It cost him his job.

Of course, fake Chan Gailey really wanted to talk about his old boy country life. Musers dance around and laugh at his back-woods questions and answers.

[See post to listen to audio]

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The Ghost of Ronald Reagan

DP — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:16:44 +0000

The Musers channel in one of our old great presidents, the ghost of Ronald Reagan.

He offers up another round table with ex presidents.

First he brings up, fake Clinton, then he brings up fake Jimmy Carter.

In a surprise, the fake Dave Campo pops on, then Chan Gailey follows up with some country talk.

Dr. Hoopenstein from year one jumps on, then fake Greggo makes a special appearance.

[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Chan Gailey – Bills Head Coach

DP — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:01:10 +0000

Fake Chan Gailey is happy to get on a work crew up in Buffalo.

The guy is so country, he hasn’t had a pair of shoes in a couple years.

He is confused about buffalo wings…said he’s seen some crazy things, but never a buffalo with wings.

Lovin’ his sister, plantin’ season and devil talkin’ and how he got his name are a few more topics of conversation.

[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Chan Gailey Gets Fired!

DP — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:51:34 +0000

The Chiefs fired Chan Gailey right before the start of the NFL season.

Musers spoke to him to see what happened.

Fake Chan tells of stories in his backwoods life.

He thinks Wade is fancier than him, so he doubts Jerry would give him his job back.

Then he turns into some horse lovin’ & stories of a coyote wrestling his daddy.

[See post to listen to audio]

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Former Cowboys Coaches Roundtable – Chan, Bill & Joe

DP — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:48:14 +0000

Former Cowboys Coaches

This is always a fun segment when the former Cowboys coaches roundtable visit the Musers at 8:40.

Coach Chan Gailey, Coach Bill Parcells & Coach Joe Avezzano visit with JAH.

Chan chimes in saying the Cowboys play like farm girls. They need better training. Too pampered. Says Cowboys should make the playoffs. Then goes into dead puppy talk.

Bill instantly attacks the media. Then stumbles through all the gauze stuffed in his mouth. He doesn’t answer the playoff question but says they need more Jap plays.

Coach Joe is stumblin’, rumblin’, fumblin’ around his words. He promotes his bar. Says the Cowboy need Matt Vanderbeek. Joe thinks if he can be a country singer, Cowboys can make playoffs.

[See post to listen to audio]

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Cowboys in Crisis Round Table

DP — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:55:03 +0000

With the Cowboys in crisis mode, the Musers decided to get an all-star round table together.

Coach Dave Campo

Coach Chan Gailey

Coach Joe Avezzano

The Playmaker – Michael Irvin

[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Chan Gailey & Fake Dave Campo

DP — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:47:45 +0000

There’s nothing better than old Cowboy coaches getting together and talking about the game.

In this audio, the fake Chan Gailey and fake Dave Campo talk about the recent Cowboy pre-season game and Gailey fills us in on a new body part he is sporting these days.

[See post to listen to audio]

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