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Jason Garrett – That’s Football (Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo, DaDah-Dah-Dadah-Dah-Dadah-Dah)

AP — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 02:34:58 +0000

This is a great post; an awfully great post.

The Red-Headed Genius, Jason Garrett, dropped his new hit single the other day. Produced by none other than the great Jake Kemp. In stores, September. Get some!
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Cowboys Training Camp – Glory Hole

AP — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 02:19:31 +0000

What could possibly go wrong?

BaDD Radio reviews the latest “Glory Hole” promo given to us by Jerry Jones.
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Secret Cowboy Draft Calls

DP — Tue, 01 May 2012 13:00:58 +0000

Musers aired some unheard recorded calls made from the Cowboys draft room. Hilarious.

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Joe Buck Gives the Ticket a National Shout-Out

AP — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:09:10 +0000

Hawwwwt Dawwwwwg

Those of you that stuck with the Eagles drubbing of the Cowboys last night until the 4th quarter received a pleasant surprise – The Ticket’s own Joe Buck gave the little Ticket an extended shout-out. I’m tracking down better quality video (tweet me a link at @ap_cdn, leave a comment here, or email dp -at- theunticket -dot- com), but in the meantime, P1 @DamonBerry sent this video in:

(I’m too stupid to embed YFrog videos, so click here…go on, I’ll wait)

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I’m going to step out on a limb and take a bit of credit for this – on Friday, I noticed Joe Buck was on twitter, so I started whipping him with Ticket-schtick questions, and he was replying to his entire audience.

Question 1: “@ap_cdn: @Buck – Any truth to the rumor that you have to stand on a stack of phone books when broadcasting next to @TroyAikman?”I am 6’1″

That worked out well, so I moved on to Question 2: “@ap_cdn: @Buck If you had to choose a favorite between KTCK’s Fake Jerry and Fake Wade, who wins? http://www.theunticket.com/fake-wade-fake-jerry-dwts/“like Sophie’s choice

That resulted in a nice increase in traffic directed to the little UnTicket, and I think it also put Gordo’s work at the forefront of Joe’s giant brain – So much, in fact, that Joe shared it with Fox’s Christmas Eve national audience with two minutes to go in the 4th quarter. Operation “Tell A Friend About The Ticket” – Success.

Oh yeah, one more thing – during the game, Buck confirms his P1 status by issuing the following in-game tweet: “Jets giants game was on board now I don’t even see score in cowboys stajium. A lot riding on that one for how this game is played in texas”. Now we just have to get him to work in the phrase “Deathstar”.

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Corby Rants Against The Cowboy Fan

AP — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:59:55 +0000

WHAT EVS SNAKE

Corby apparently had a really abrasive rant against docile Cowboy fans yesterday, and I can’t say I disagree with him (despite not having heard the audio myself). This was the second gift that Santa Baby Jeebus Father left for me when I woke up this morning to fetch water from outside of my igloo. Enjoy! [See post to listen to audio]

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DeMarco Murray Gives Buffalo An Upper-Decker

AP — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:50:31 +0000

Donny! There's brown stuff in the toilet!

Thought I’d share this screenshot I took during the Cowboys/Bills game. Reminds me of Donny-Doo’s classic upper-decker bit here.

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Fake Jerry – Cowboys Win over Seahawks

AP — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:43:51 +0000

Jerry Jones

Fake Jerruh calls in and shares his joy over the Seahawks win. His joy is very short-lived though, and the interview takes a strange twist at the end … pray for Jerry, will ya pal?

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Corby Goes Wireless at Cowboys Training Camp

AP — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 03:26:54 +0000

I kick balls for a living

Corby went wireless on Monday and Tuesday. Highlights included:

Following up one year later with David Buehler and his failed methods for contraception
Rhynes misidentifying a player
Andrew Sendejo’s kickass Queen tribute mustache
Rhynes’s uncontrollable horny level
Coach Garrett’s pants
Farting and jumping off-sides
Hot Pregnant Ladies

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Skinlanin Brothers – Cowboys Camp 2011

DP — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:58:45 +0000

Always great to hear the Skinlanin brothers in some sort of sport position. These guys play all sports and seem to flourish in every sport they tap into.

This time they’re coaching at the Cowboys camp. The best part of this madness, other than the voices, is Junior’s continuous belly laughing.

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Norm Hitzges – Cowboy Poet Laureate – The Jason Garrett Era

AP — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:38:26 +0000

"I threw you away to make room for more underwear."

At the beginning of the season, I promised I would post all of the “Cowboy Poet Laureate” segments for posterity. I kindof fell off the wagon after Wade got fired, but the Cowboys started doing better so I just let it ride. Here are the poems from the Jason Garrett era, and the entire 2010-2011 abortion season is available here. They’re corny, but informative. I dunno, send them to your dad or something. Enjoy!

Also, please help me find a Bob-Sturm-esque nickname for the Cardinals. I couldn’t come up with one. Keep it classy, dammit!

Week 10: At New York VaGiants[See post to listen to audio]
Week 11: Detroit Lambs[See post to listen to audio]
Week 12: New Orleans ‘Aints[See post to listen to audio]
Week 13: At Indianapolis Dolts[See post to listen to audio]
Week 14: Philadelphia Beagles[See post to listen to audio]
Week 15: Washington Foreskins[See post to listen to audio]
Week 16: At Arizona Tardinals[See post to listen to audio]
Week 17: At Philadelphia Beagles[See post to listen to audio]

[Update - thanks to commenter Bhud on another thread for suggesting "Tardinals" -- can't believe I missed that]

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