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Big Jim Jack Talks Big 12

Doanwanna Poopoo — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:10:03 +0000

Team America

With all of the discussion around the college football world about the Big 12 and possible Big 16 and the Small 8 and Small 82, who else could explain things better than Big Jim Jack?

It all comes down to what’s best for his booster and his Colonal Sanders suit, when you think about it. As long as Big Jim Jack has his double diablo sandwiches and his ‘white’ bread, he’s just fine.

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Big Jim Jack – Masters Talk

Doanwanna Poopoo — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:54:49 +0000

Good ole Big Jim Jack on his plantation, I think next door to Corby, visited to talk about the Masters.

He starts off by describing what he’s doing and what he’s wearing.

Then throws a very racial comment about white women and Tiger Woods.

And a rather shocking accusation about Hank Haney!! Then a rim shot on the Escalade joke.

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Big Jim Jack Comes In With Falcons

Doanwanna Poopoo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:08:07 +0000

Good ole Big Jim Jack is visiting for the Cowboys vs Falcons game.

He worries he might not make it since the carriage ride is so long.

Big Jim Jack jumps into football, then questions Romo being legal in this country.

Then he talks about getting ‘lighter’ at QB, which he means less heavy.

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Big Jim Jack Calls from the Convention

Doanwanna Poopoo — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:13:23 +0000

Big Jim Jack, the known booster for the SCC, calls in to talk to the Musers from the Republican National Convention.

He has hot sports opinions on Obama and good thoughts on Palin.

Enjoy.

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Big Jim Jack – Southern Hospitality

Doanwanna Poopoo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:19:41 +0000

Big Jim Jack from Augusta National Golf Club answers the phone for Tiger Woods. He doesn’t quite know what to do with someone so “different”, as Tiger’s ‘kind’.

Tiger then talks to the Musers, which his mom says “Herro”, after winning the Augusta National.

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For the course the Tig-ster couldn’t even gain access to back in the day, runs this bitch like the whites are his Mexicans. Funny how that stuff works, huh. Well I’d like to hang with El Tigre loco. I will shoot 40 under par against his game today.

If I do not fufull my debt to el Tigre, then he has the right to bake me a pan of really cool pot brownies!.

(I can also neither confirm or deny that these comments made one lick of sense and they were written out of a short bus by the short bus front seat patron.