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Fake Jerry Jones – Win Over Panthers

Richie Whitt's Merkin — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:16:42 +0000

The Musers called the fake Jerry Jones to get his reaction to the big win over the 1-5 Panthers. Problems with Jason Garrett’s offensive coordinator program are revealed, and the fake Garrett stops by for a short, bug-filled cameo.

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Fake Jerry Jones Season Opening Win – 9/6/12

Richie Whitt's Merkin — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 03:44:18 +0000

Fake Jerry could not be happier about the start of the 2012 season. Super Bowl rings are on order and all is well out at the Ranch.

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Ed Carter’s Sports Hotline – 8/21/12

Richie Whitt's Merkin — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 14:23:11 +0000

Ed Carter has some HSOs on the Cowboys roster and Augusta National’s first female members.

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Ticket Classic Audio – Fake Dawsons Creek and Felicity Promos

AP — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:41:51 +0000

Gordo wandered into the classic audio vault and pulled these gems out in lieu of the 8:40 bit on Friday. I wish he’d give us the other 25 clips he found…for posterity, of course.

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Fake Nolan from Spring Training

AP — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:29:55 +0000

Nolan and Darvish

Fake Nolan called up from Surprise to share his thoughts on Spring Training.

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Fake Jerry – Cowboys 2012 Free-Agency Moves

AP — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:33:01 +0000

McDumbbutt. Pro-bowler. Lock it.

The Musers had Fake Jerry on Monday morning to discuss the Cowboys free-agency moves.

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Fake Coach Chan Gailey

AP — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 05:09:35 +0000

Coach Chan Gailey

Since the Cowboys have the Bills coming up this weekend, the Musers decided to call up former Cowboy head coaching great Chan Gailey.[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Jerry – Cowboys Win over Seahawks

AP — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 04:43:51 +0000

Jerry Jones

Fake Jerruh calls in and shares his joy over the Seahawks win. His joy is very short-lived though, and the interview takes a strange twist at the end … pray for Jerry, will ya pal?

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Big Jim Jack Talks Aggie SEC-ession

AP — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:33:53 +0000

Big Jim Jack

The Musers had Big Jim Jack on Monday to talk about some college football stuff that I don’t really understand. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think Jim Jack likes certain types of people…[See post to listen to audio]

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Fake Rick Perry Political Ads

AP — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:51:16 +0000

I LIKE BISCUITS

Before you play this, a little back-story. Years ago, the Musers were asked to judge some sort of food contest (pie, maybe?) – One of the fellow judges was a young Rick Perry. Without any introduction or prior exchange of pleasantries, Perry apparently turned towards Craig and Jub and said to Craig: “I know why that guy’s here, but what about you?”, thereby insinuating that Jub was a fat-ass. [Heavily paraphrased; please feel free to correct]. Fast forward a few years – Jub is lean-mean-green-radio machine, and Perry is running for President.

The Musers whipped up some fake political ads yesterday for entertainment purposes.[See post to listen to audio]

The next day, real-life pretty much imitated their art, and they discussed it during Muse in the News.[See post to listen to audio]

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