Posted on 03 December 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Snow Monkeys
At 8:40 today, the Musers replayed audio from a recent ticketstock with Nolan Ryan.
Junior claims it was the best audio ever at the ticket. Junior, you like this gig?
Nolan tells the story of being the ambassador for the snow monkeys.
I must admit, it was like living a fake Nolan Ryan bit. Listening to everyone giggle makes it even funnier.
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Posted on 02 December 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Click 2 See Me
Mark Cuban has some legal woes with the SEC regarding claims of insider trading with Mamma.com.
Mark Cuban’s lawyer (fake one) called into the Musers to discuss the matter.
He sounds very familiar. Like someone else that comes on at 8:40 every now and then.
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Posted on 01 December 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

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Weekly visit with the fake Jerry Jones and fake Wade Phillips.
Cowboys get another win against the Seattle Seahawks on Thanksgiving Day.
Jerry took Wade hunting over the weekend.
Wade shot up Jerry’s truck going after a squirrel who was after Wade’s nuts.
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Posted on 26 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Click 2 See Me
Every year the President pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving. Kind of weird, but whatever.
One of the turkey’s that did not get the pardon was Tom the Turkey.
He spoke with the Musers about being on death row.
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Posted on 25 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Corby Cat Dance
Musers had an audio grab bag segment today.
It featured a Tom Brady tribute song.
It also celebrated the 1 year anniversary of the great audio from the tee box. “The ANUS!”
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Posted on 24 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Click Me Bigger
Cowboys played the 49ers yesterday and walked away with a good win.
As usual, fake Wade & Jerry popped on with the Musers to talk about the win.
Jerry did his typical dancing around talk, cutting off the questions (which I love..like the Crazy Prospector)
Wade instantly went into hot dog talk, chili-cheese dog talk and how he thinks it’s funny when the opposing teams kicker misses field goals.
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Posted on 21 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Click the Bear
That crazy prospector is back to talk to the Musers since the Cowboys play the 49ers this week.
They had a few questions for him, but as usual, he never answers them.
He only tells his crazy stories that have nothing to do with the 49ers.
Just that Big Ole Bear!
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Posted on 19 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

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The Musers got a number to a phone that supposedly sits in the practice room of the Dallas Mavericks.
They called in to see who they could speak with.
Luckily, the Fake Jason Kidd answered. He had some interesting sports points.
Then the Fake Dirk Nowitzki got on the phone. He isn’t happy with the Mavs.
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Posted on 18 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

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Cowboys get Romo and Newman, among others back this week.
Turns into a win. A good win.
Fake Jerry & Wade talk about the win. Wade is pretty excited and is often confusing.
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Posted on 11 November 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo

Jerry Wade Bye
Even though the Cowboys were off this week, taking advantage of their bye week, the fake coaches bit didn’t.
Fake Jerry and Fake Wade were on with the Musers this morning talking about what they did during the time off.
I think Jerry thought it was the “bi-week”, so there were some activities that involved no shirts and wrestling.
Wade was excited to spend some bonding time with Jerry, but was weirded out with Jerry’s forwardness.
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