For St. Patty’s day, the Musers had their favorite Irish sports person on with the, Mark McGwire.

Fake Irish McGwire decides to tell his Irish joke series.

Is it me, or does this character fall flat every time?

I’d rather hear fake Dirk try to sound Irish or Billy Tubbs talk about green things. Anyhow, here it is…

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Fake Nolan always has a way of looking at things through the eyes of a wilderness man.

Maybe that’s why they picked him to be chairman of the committee for the snow monkeys.

Musers talked to fake Nolan about a few things.

Of course, Ron Washington’s living quarters came into discussion again.

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After the announcement of Corey Haim being found dead, a ticket regular, Clarence Murphy wanted to pop on and talk about his history with Haim.

Clarence has strong points about Corey Haim’s relationship with Corey Feldman. He says this relationship is what did Haim in.

The family has asked Clarence to speak at Haim’s eulogy.

Then Clarence wants to move on to the Mavericks but the Musers try to divert him back to the death.

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Musers heard Tiger was practicing and wanted to check in with Tiger himself.

Tiger actually knew the Musers were calling from listening to them online.

After mentioning he would return for the D&M Open, he then announces his comeback.

Then he goes on to explain his dad, Earl.

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It was the playmaker’s birthday and the Musers did a good strong move.

They called their on-air competition from ESPN to wish him a Happy Birthday…oh wait, used to be competition.

This birthday is special in a certain way, because it’s half of the playmaker.

Cuatro Cuatro tells the story.

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It was Oscar night last night and the Musers have a correspondent call in.

It’s none other than the fake Bo, the first dog, from Boyd, TX.

He has a few HSO’s on the Oscars.

All things in Boyd sound alike, I think.

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Ribby Paultz is at it again, this time he’s involved in the Texas gubernatorial election of 2010.

Ribby was working with the unknown Farouk Shami, who didn’t do so well in the election.

After a nice jingle for Farouk written and performed by Ribby, he introduces a special guest.

The very fake Farouk Shami jumps on and fumbles on around on his words talking about the Ticket.

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Thought I’d never hear this on the Musers again! So glad they gave him another chance.

MushMouth had some sports opinions, but he says he’s going to college.

Thank goodness Jah and Junior understands him because it’s not easy to make out what he’s saying.

Shockingly, MushMouth watched the olympics and had crazy thoughts about some of the athletes.

Tasers ensued.

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Calling in to talk about the teenage life, Dillon wanted to take the survey with the Musers.

He starts off with lots of attitude, calling the Musers names.

If I’m not mistaken, he sounds like a young Mark Cuban! POW

Maybe a mix between Cuban and Chris Chris

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The worst commercials out there…political ones!

Musers played a string of political (fake) commercials.

• Kay Bailey Hutchinson Ad
• Rick Perry Ad

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The Musers were able to talk to fake Tiger about his upcoming apology.

He goes over a few options for his apology and takes the Musers suggestions.

Things like Vagaholics and LabiaLover don’t really sound good to Spank and DunFlaps.

They work through his ideas and ‘possibly’ help him?

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Ed Carter pays you 75 cents to listen.

He has HSO’s on the All-Star event that took place in Dallas.

Comparisons of the event to something else from TV.

Then in canoeing …

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After Wade is caught on video orchestrating the song YMCA at some ecstasy party, the Musers decided to talk to him and figure out what exactly was going on.

Here’s the video:

This is fake Wade’s recollection of that night of dancing and partying.

A surprise visitor jumps on and points a few things out.

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He sat over 108k people at the all-star game.

Jesse Usher pants grew crazy after seeing someone and tells that story.

They have a confusing discussion about what a “spinner” is.

Most shocking is Jesse’s new way to talk to the all-star crowd…quite innovating.

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The overly handsome guy from sales stops by with the Musers.

He just flew in after catching the red eye from the Bowl.

Says he was hanging out with his boy, Drew Brees. They both got their eyebrow pierced.

After some sales award stories, he went into other stories with his friend Tomo (Tony Romo) and his cigarette boat.

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